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[personal profile] phanaeus
[He sounds uncharacteristically nervous]

Ah, Frigg? It's me. I, uh, I wanted to talk to you. Is now a good time?
[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
I must say, godlings. You're getting entirely too complacent. Too comfortable. Even altering your powers has done little.

I think I know what you're missing. What you've been craving. A good antagonist! An excuse to fight and shed and spill blood. Need I find your oldest enemies again? Consider it done. Give them a few days before they choose to show themselves properly, but I'm sure you'll know what to do.



((Corruption will not reply further, but feel free to do some IC plotting!))
[identity profile] lunarkisses.insanejournal.com
Figured I might as well get this out of the way since this keeps popping up all over. Will someone pleas kindly tell me what this is all about?
[identity profile] philis-giant.insanejournal.com
Okay..I have to get this off my chest. It's been irritating me for awhile now, but I have to get this out, therapeutic and all that shit.

..Is anyone else sick and fucking tired of hearing about Miley Cyrus!?
[identity profile] smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com
I will make this brief. I do not know whom you people believe you are, but know this: I have influential friends, substantial resources, and a vindictive streak a mile wide. I will find you and will find a way to make you suffer for this bothersome inconvenience if you do not cease immediately. Consider this your only warning.
[identity profile] originaladonis.insanejournal.com
Not a good start to November. Though it was a pretty wild end to October. I guess time will tell if it was worth it.

Really?

Oct. 9th, 2013 10:41 pm
[identity profile] lionheaded.insanejournal.com
Okay, the first hour of this was cute, but really do you know how hard it is to tell your commanding officer you were late to a drill because you had to answer an email? Thanks for the K.P. Duty. What is this anyway, some kind of joke?

STOP

Oct. 4th, 2013 01:17 am
[identity profile] ofcaesarea.insanejournal.com
Hey. The email wouldn’t go away, so I logged into the network. I get it. I get what you’re trying to do and I already remember, but I don’t really do fan clubs, so you can stop now.

How do I go about unsubscribing from this little family?
[identity profile] originaladonis.insanejournal.com
My job keeps me near the equator a lot, so I tend to miss out on the change of seasons that places further north experience. I am thinking of taking a little time off next month and maybe get away somewhere further north for a few days. Any suggestions for where to go to experience the best of Autumn?
[identity profile] meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com
Working in a funeral home can be unnerving enough for some people. More so as things start printing of their own accord...

What's this all about, then?
[identity profile] -himself-.insanejournal.com
Well, if you wanted to get my attention, you sure picked an annoying interesting way of doing it. Can the emails stop now? My poor inbox thanks you.

No love,
Ric.
[identity profile] blood-dog.insanejournal.com
I am not paying exorbitant rates to get internet out here in the middle of nowhere just so I can get spam email. If replying to it is the only way to get them to stop, fine. If whoever is sending them is reading this, then kindly unsubscribe me and go fuck yourself.
[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
Circumstances have arisen, godlings. I need you up to the challenge.

Shadows have moved and struck in the dark. We were unable to catch them before it was too late. The ones responsible are known as the Sluagh. This was not our doing, and we will exact our punishments, of that you can be certain.

The realm beyond the Veil is not one we touch, however. The Courtly Queens must lead this chase. You do not need me to tell how vitally important is that we get them all back. Do not lose yourselves in the process.
[identity profile] ill-met.insanejournal.com
Hello, everyone in cyberspace! I finally got fed up with deleting these emails from my account and here I am, complete with new anti-virus software just in case this isn't kosher. I hope it's legitimate, though. Such insistent emails just simply have to mean something important and big is going on.

So what is it? A party? A pyramid scheme? Human trafficking? Coupons? Cyber-orgy? ;)

I suppose I should do the customary Getting To Know You thing, too. My name is Misha, I'm an actress in NYC, I'm a Taurus, and I like hot fudge sundaes, rose gardens, and romantic comedies.
[identity profile] originaladonis.insanejournal.com
I couldn't figure out how to stop the invites from coming. Even my sister, who's much more tech savvy than me, couldn't figure it out. I don't even know how I got subscribed to this. Is there a way to unsubscribe?
[identity profile] aegletes.insanejournal.com
Hello, love.

Say, would you happen to know what's going on with Arthur? I can't seem to get a hold of him all of a sudden.
[identity profile] monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com
Hey, guys! Remember how I was having those dreams and they weren't in any book? And how you all were doing your best to help me figure it all out? Well, all of those dreams started to be about monkeys. Then everything started to be about monkeys.

My dad is going to just completely die of resignation and laughter over this one. Trust me.

I'm Hanuman.
[identity profile] aegletes.insanejournal.com
So, having two Muses to watch the kids, I was finally able to do some real sniffing around for our center. Literally. I was in wolf form.

It's definitely Rainier. I checked the nearby Mount Olympus. Apparently, that would be too obvious. The entrance smells odd, though. It's guarded by... something. Something wild. And... it smells faintly of salt. No idea why.

Two

Mar. 13th, 2013 10:20 pm
[identity profile] delicatefire.insanejournal.com
My ex called me at work this afternoon to announce he wanted his stuff back.

I'm sorry. When you decide to move out unannounced and leave your crap behind, I claim it after 90 days. Everything but the epic stereo system he decided to leave has been decidedly sold and/or given away.

So, after he's been gone for nearly a year, he threatened to sue me. I laughed at him and hung up. I just can't wait for that summons to show up.

I really hate him.

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