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Has anyone heard from Mab at all? I've tried her work and cell numbers. I even called her mother. No one's seen her.
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I must say, godlings. You're getting entirely too complacent. Too comfortable. Even altering your powers has done little.

I think I know what you're missing. What you've been craving. A good antagonist! An excuse to fight and shed and spill blood. Need I find your oldest enemies again? Consider it done. Give them a few days before they choose to show themselves properly, but I'm sure you'll know what to do.

((Corruption will not reply further, but feel free to do some IC plotting!))
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[Now that the excitement's died down, Puck has some quick business to tie up...]

In all the hubbub, I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier. I received your latest package, and it is a most fine Yuletide gift! I could not be more pleased, dear friend.


Dec. 23rd, 2013 01:27 am
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[Filter: Celts]

Check in, everyone. Now. I need your statuses immediately.

[Action for Puck]

[For Puck, Mab does not use a phone or the computer. She simply goes to his apartment. She has a key and she walks right inside as if she owns the place. Because she does.]

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Figured I might as well get this out of the way since this keeps popping up all over. Will someone pleas kindly tell me what this is all about?
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I will make this brief. I do not know whom you people believe you are, but know this: I have influential friends, substantial resources, and a vindictive streak a mile wide. I will find you and will find a way to make you suffer for this bothersome inconvenience if you do not cease immediately. Consider this your only warning.
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Salutations, New Yorkers! I shall be in your neck of the woods next week. Surely there will be some of your lovely faces to greet me? I do so look forward to time spent with you.


Oct. 16th, 2013 01:45 pm
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I hesitate to call an image 'disturbing' as the adjective generally has to do with a contradiction of beliefs more than being counter-intuitive and yet.

Has anyone else noticed strange events in the news lately? Murder is not itself.


Oct. 9th, 2013 10:41 pm
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Okay, the first hour of this was cute, but really do you know how hard it is to tell your commanding officer you were late to a drill because you had to answer an email? Thanks for the K.P. Duty. What is this anyway, some kind of joke?


Oct. 4th, 2013 01:17 am
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Hey. The email wouldn’t go away, so I logged into the network. I get it. I get what you’re trying to do and I already remember, but I don’t really do fan clubs, so you can stop now.

How do I go about unsubscribing from this little family?
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My lord, I have yet to pay my proper respects to you. We must remedy this anon. I have leave whenever works for you.
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Working in a funeral home can be unnerving enough for some people. More so as things start printing of their own accord...

What's this all about, then?
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When Puck arrives back in Chicago, there is a rather large cardboard box waiting for him. While it is labeled clearly, every other inch of the box is decorated with bright swirls and graffiti - including cartoon monkeys. Inside the box is a short note written in a quick hand... "This is the first box like promised! Total freebie gift. Welcome to our world! I hope you like it and, if you ever visit the Bay Area, look me up." - Hanuman/Javi.

The list of goodies within is quite impressive - Twinkies, crystallized ginger, four different types of candy bars, Reese's peanut butter cups, pink snowballs (where on earth did he find those?), dried banana chips and slices of mango and Mallomars.

Puck is going to be happy. Mab? Probably not so much.
[identity profile]
Well, if you wanted to get my attention, you sure picked an annoying interesting way of doing it. Can the emails stop now? My poor inbox thanks you.

No love,
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It would seem this email is the basis of an advanced network designed solely to entice gods of varying myths and legends. I can never recall any time when I would be considered a god, though I hesitate to assume the system is mistaken. Am I meant to be Hades? Satan? Thanatos? I have heard a dozen names for similar figures, yet none seem to fit. Still, I cannot discount my own abilities. I am clearly not an ordinary man.

Tell me, then: who am I meant to be?
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I am not paying exorbitant rates to get internet out here in the middle of nowhere just so I can get spam email. If replying to it is the only way to get them to stop, fine. If whoever is sending them is reading this, then kindly unsubscribe me and go fuck yourself.

First Romp

Jul. 13th, 2013 11:38 pm
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I finally have an email address to call my own, and my first email brings me here! How delightfully serendipitous.

I think far too many introductions were skipped or cut short on Midsummer. Perhaps now is the time to make amends for that?


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