[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
YouTube video, taken somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico:
"...hey, did you see that? Is that a shark or something? What is--"


From the Tampa Bay Bulletin:
...Coast Guard is calling off the search for three boaters who have been missing since...


From the Furnace Creek, California Daily Record:
California State Police are asking for the public's help in searching for this hiker, who was last seen on January 27th heading towards...


Recording of a 911 call, traced to near Tecopa, California:
"...what is your emergen--"
"It's huge! This thing is [expletive] huge!"
"Sir, calm down--"
"This [garbled]! It's [garbled] my car! Oh God, help!"
"What is your location, sir?"
[garbled unidentifiable noises]
"Sir?"


From a forum post on redwoods.com, titled "Saw This On Wednesday" and accompanied by a blurry picture of something unnatural:
...saw this in the sky near Nickel Creek; apologies for the condition of...
...ya this looks shopped, i can tell by the pixels and from...
...yeah well your mom's shopped, lolol...
...no this is legit, I saw it too near Yurok and...


From the Klamath Telegraph, "Tragic Attack At Redwoods":
...state wildlife officials have declined to comment on exactly what type of creature... unconfirmed reports that the wounds on the victims' bodies do not match those made by a bear or mountain lion... visitors to the park are urged to take cautions and avoid...


From MSNBC's Counter-Fire, January 29th:
"...this giant creature in the Gulf of Mexico is quite clearly the product of unrestrained climate change, and--"
"Oh, that's such bull[censored]! You know who it is? It's those gods that came back-- everything's gone wrong since they showed up, and I'll bet you anything that they're behind this too!"
"Now, come on, there's no proof of that!"
"Oh yeah?! Look at the history books sometime; look at that Triton guy! Calling up all kinds of sea monsters-- this is just a page out of his playbook, and you're just too scared to admit it!"
"But what's the point? Why would he want..."


((Feel free to have your characters plot battle plans here, decide who's going where, and so on.))
[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
I must say, godlings. You're getting entirely too complacent. Too comfortable. Even altering your powers has done little.

I think I know what you're missing. What you've been craving. A good antagonist! An excuse to fight and shed and spill blood. Need I find your oldest enemies again? Consider it done. Give them a few days before they choose to show themselves properly, but I'm sure you'll know what to do.



((Corruption will not reply further, but feel free to do some IC plotting!))
[identity profile] keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com
Pardonnez-moi, m'sieur, but I believe you are the one among us who has the ah, green wings, non?
[identity profile] wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com
...sorry to bother you so abruptly, but please tell me you haven't suddenly acquired a pair of green wings, among other oddities?

Four

Dec. 14th, 2013 10:57 pm
[identity profile] wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com
Have all the Catholics of our number submitted their surveys for the Pope? They were supposed to be distributed through the individual dioceses, and they must be submitted to the church authority by tomorrow.
[identity profile] lunarkisses.insanejournal.com
Figured I might as well get this out of the way since this keeps popping up all over. Will someone pleas kindly tell me what this is all about?
[identity profile] smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com
I will make this brief. I do not know whom you people believe you are, but know this: I have influential friends, substantial resources, and a vindictive streak a mile wide. I will find you and will find a way to make you suffer for this bothersome inconvenience if you do not cease immediately. Consider this your only warning.
[identity profile] chose-fire.insanejournal.com
So I realized Halloween is in, like, a week. Anyone have any fun costume ideas? I'm thinking of going as a cation, with cat ears and a black shirt with a big white plus sign on it. I guess most people won't get it, but I sort of like the idea anyway.

What's everyone else thinking of dressing up as?

Really?

Oct. 9th, 2013 10:41 pm
[identity profile] lionheaded.insanejournal.com
Okay, the first hour of this was cute, but really do you know how hard it is to tell your commanding officer you were late to a drill because you had to answer an email? Thanks for the K.P. Duty. What is this anyway, some kind of joke?

STOP

Oct. 4th, 2013 01:17 am
[identity profile] ofcaesarea.insanejournal.com
Hey. The email wouldn’t go away, so I logged into the network. I get it. I get what you’re trying to do and I already remember, but I don’t really do fan clubs, so you can stop now.

How do I go about unsubscribing from this little family?

Three

Sep. 24th, 2013 01:10 am
[identity profile] wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com
Tell me... is it uncommon to have mental disturbances with one's dreams around here? Something is decidedly amiss, and I'm not certain I quite understand the purpose behind them. Does anyone have experience with matters of this nature in relation to this place?
[identity profile] meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com
Working in a funeral home can be unnerving enough for some people. More so as things start printing of their own accord...

What's this all about, then?

Two

Aug. 3rd, 2013 06:29 pm
[identity profile] wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com
It certainly seems that Pope Francis is making quite the reputation for himself. A lot of changes are beginning to ripple, and, truth be told, I think it's a good thing. Church thinking needs to be modernized on certain subjects. Who are we to judge God's own creations? And women certainly need to be granted more equal footing in what service they can offer, if they are willing to do so.

I suppose having a Pope from the Americas was just what Rome needs.
[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.insanejournal.com
It would seem this email is the basis of an advanced network designed solely to entice gods of varying myths and legends. I can never recall any time when I would be considered a god, though I hesitate to assume the system is mistaken. Am I meant to be Hades? Satan? Thanatos? I have heard a dozen names for similar figures, yet none seem to fit. Still, I cannot discount my own abilities. I am clearly not an ordinary man.

Tell me, then: who am I meant to be?
[identity profile] blood-dog.insanejournal.com
I am not paying exorbitant rates to get internet out here in the middle of nowhere just so I can get spam email. If replying to it is the only way to get them to stop, fine. If whoever is sending them is reading this, then kindly unsubscribe me and go fuck yourself.
[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
Circumstances have arisen, godlings. I need you up to the challenge.

Shadows have moved and struck in the dark. We were unable to catch them before it was too late. The ones responsible are known as the Sluagh. This was not our doing, and we will exact our punishments, of that you can be certain.

The realm beyond the Veil is not one we touch, however. The Courtly Queens must lead this chase. You do not need me to tell how vitally important is that we get them all back. Do not lose yourselves in the process.
[identity profile] piercethevale.insanejournal.com
So can someone tell me what this is all about? It better not be some kind of vacation condo timeshare thing again, because if it is I'm sorry but you've got the wrong guy.

I'm Chance, by the way. Anyone know what's going on here?
[identity profile] ill-met.insanejournal.com
Hello, everyone in cyberspace! I finally got fed up with deleting these emails from my account and here I am, complete with new anti-virus software just in case this isn't kosher. I hope it's legitimate, though. Such insistent emails just simply have to mean something important and big is going on.

So what is it? A party? A pyramid scheme? Human trafficking? Coupons? Cyber-orgy? ;)

I suppose I should do the customary Getting To Know You thing, too. My name is Misha, I'm an actress in NYC, I'm a Taurus, and I like hot fudge sundaes, rose gardens, and romantic comedies.

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