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[personal profile] acratophorus
Hey, it's me. It's been a while, I know.
[identity profile] acratophorus.insanejournal.com
Ugh. Is it normal for a hangover to last three days? I can't remember the last time that getting my drink on wrecked me this bad.
[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
YouTube video, taken somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico:
"...hey, did you see that? Is that a shark or something? What is--"


From the Tampa Bay Bulletin:
...Coast Guard is calling off the search for three boaters who have been missing since...


From the Furnace Creek, California Daily Record:
California State Police are asking for the public's help in searching for this hiker, who was last seen on January 27th heading towards...


Recording of a 911 call, traced to near Tecopa, California:
"...what is your emergen--"
"It's huge! This thing is [expletive] huge!"
"Sir, calm down--"
"This [garbled]! It's [garbled] my car! Oh God, help!"
"What is your location, sir?"
[garbled unidentifiable noises]
"Sir?"


From a forum post on redwoods.com, titled "Saw This On Wednesday" and accompanied by a blurry picture of something unnatural:
...saw this in the sky near Nickel Creek; apologies for the condition of...
...ya this looks shopped, i can tell by the pixels and from...
...yeah well your mom's shopped, lolol...
...no this is legit, I saw it too near Yurok and...


From the Klamath Telegraph, "Tragic Attack At Redwoods":
...state wildlife officials have declined to comment on exactly what type of creature... unconfirmed reports that the wounds on the victims' bodies do not match those made by a bear or mountain lion... visitors to the park are urged to take cautions and avoid...


From MSNBC's Counter-Fire, January 29th:
"...this giant creature in the Gulf of Mexico is quite clearly the product of unrestrained climate change, and--"
"Oh, that's such bull[censored]! You know who it is? It's those gods that came back-- everything's gone wrong since they showed up, and I'll bet you anything that they're behind this too!"
"Now, come on, there's no proof of that!"
"Oh yeah?! Look at the history books sometime; look at that Triton guy! Calling up all kinds of sea monsters-- this is just a page out of his playbook, and you're just too scared to admit it!"
"But what's the point? Why would he want..."


((Feel free to have your characters plot battle plans here, decide who's going where, and so on.))
[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
I must say, godlings. You're getting entirely too complacent. Too comfortable. Even altering your powers has done little.

I think I know what you're missing. What you've been craving. A good antagonist! An excuse to fight and shed and spill blood. Need I find your oldest enemies again? Consider it done. Give them a few days before they choose to show themselves properly, but I'm sure you'll know what to do.



((Corruption will not reply further, but feel free to do some IC plotting!))
[identity profile] lunarkisses.insanejournal.com
So, do Gaia's team building exercises usually leave you feeling out of sorts? I'm having to ask, because this is the first time things aren't working the way they normally should.
[identity profile] acratophorus.insanejournal.com
I must say that I'm not usually one for headgear, but this tiara I found... well, not only do I think I look rather au courant in it, but it feels most pleasurable to wear as well. I could get rather used to this.

Now if I could only figure out the answer to 48/2(9+3)...
[identity profile] smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com
I will make this brief. I do not know whom you people believe you are, but know this: I have influential friends, substantial resources, and a vindictive streak a mile wide. I will find you and will find a way to make you suffer for this bothersome inconvenience if you do not cease immediately. Consider this your only warning.
[identity profile] chose-fire.insanejournal.com
So I realized Halloween is in, like, a week. Anyone have any fun costume ideas? I'm thinking of going as a cation, with cat ears and a black shirt with a big white plus sign on it. I guess most people won't get it, but I sort of like the idea anyway.

What's everyone else thinking of dressing up as?

Twenty

Oct. 5th, 2013 11:28 pm
[identity profile] tangledmaze.insanejournal.com
Hey guys, I'm pretty sure I'm ready to run initial beta tests on the combat simulator. Anyone up for being my guinea pigs?

STOP

Oct. 4th, 2013 01:17 am
[identity profile] ofcaesarea.insanejournal.com
Hey. The email wouldn’t go away, so I logged into the network. I get it. I get what you’re trying to do and I already remember, but I don’t really do fan clubs, so you can stop now.

How do I go about unsubscribing from this little family?
[identity profile] acratophorus.insanejournal.com
[A bad night; the shaking and sweating were worse than usual. And the mortal liquor just wasn't cutting it any more. He picked up his phone and called the only one he knew that might be able to help.]
[identity profile] acratophorus.insanejournal.com
[With trembling fingers, he slowly typed out the message, pausing every so often to correct the worst of his typing errors.]

Hey.

I think I need help. I've been really thirsty lately.

I mean like REALLY thirsty. Never been like this before.

Any ideas?
[identity profile] -himself-.insanejournal.com
Well, if you wanted to get my attention, you sure picked an annoying interesting way of doing it. Can the emails stop now? My poor inbox thanks you.

No love,
Ric.
[identity profile] blood-dog.insanejournal.com
I am not paying exorbitant rates to get internet out here in the middle of nowhere just so I can get spam email. If replying to it is the only way to get them to stop, fine. If whoever is sending them is reading this, then kindly unsubscribe me and go fuck yourself.
[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
Circumstances have arisen, godlings. I need you up to the challenge.

Shadows have moved and struck in the dark. We were unable to catch them before it was too late. The ones responsible are known as the Sluagh. This was not our doing, and we will exact our punishments, of that you can be certain.

The realm beyond the Veil is not one we touch, however. The Courtly Queens must lead this chase. You do not need me to tell how vitally important is that we get them all back. Do not lose yourselves in the process.
[identity profile] acratophorus.insanejournal.com
Oh, gods.

What's the point? Of anything?

Today it rained. I was sitting on the steps as it did. I didn't even move.

This is the tenth bottle of liquor I've had today. They might as well have been filled with that same rain that fell on me.

The rain washes away. It washes our tears away into the ocean. So every time you go swimming, you're soaking in everyone's tears.

Think about that. Oh, did I ruin everyone's summertime beach fun? Well, too bad! Life isn't fair! If life was fair, roses wouldn't have thorns!

I can't. I just can't any more.
[identity profile] aegletes.insanejournal.com
So, having two Muses to watch the kids, I was finally able to do some real sniffing around for our center. Literally. I was in wolf form.

It's definitely Rainier. I checked the nearby Mount Olympus. Apparently, that would be too obvious. The entrance smells odd, though. It's guarded by... something. Something wild. And... it smells faintly of salt. No idea why.
[identity profile] monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com
Oh, wow! So I don't know what's going on here but I started getting this email over and over again which usually means the email goes into the spam account but it didn't this time so I opened it. Every single email is the same and they weren't things like "money for widows" or "penis enlargement" or "Who's Who Book" or Match.com. (Which I swear I never signed up for but they send me things, anyway.)

But I figured I should check this place out. If it's somewhere I shouldn't be, well, that's when a hard-drive crash comes in handy!

Hello out there in the interweb void! I'm Javi.

Fourteen

Feb. 23rd, 2013 10:09 pm
[identity profile] queen-of-purim.insanejournal.com
OK... It's after sunset. Happy Purim to all the Jews out there. This is also the one holiday where my people are religiously mandated to get blackout drunk. Seriously. So, if anyone needs me before Monday, well, I make no guarantees I'll be coherent or remember anything from it.
[identity profile] acratophorus.insanejournal.com
Ah, Valentine's Day. I do have a soft spot for it-- young couples toasting with their glasses of champagne at romantic dinners, the singles seeking Lethe in their own bottles... maybe I'm really an old softie, but it fills me with joy.
Plus it starts the countdown to my birthday, so, you know, there's that too.

Anyway, here's to the day, here's to me, and here's to us all. Stin iyiamas!

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