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[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Hello, everyone. I assume we are all here because of that irritatingly obscure email? Where are my manners? My name is Aldo Fizzini, I'd say "a pleasure to meet you all", but I imagine this situation hasn't pleased anyone so I'll skip the theatrics.

Comments

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Heh..I can top that. I was castrated.

Seth, Egyptian god of chaos.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Ouch. Dude. Hope it came back this time around. I got my eye back so there's that.

Ha! Too bad my brother isn't around. You could compare notes.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Yes, thankfully. Though I have fleeting memories of it. "shudders" Though for the most part I had it coming so I won't com plain too much. Doesn't mean I won't kill the little bastard uh, I mean give him a stern talking to or whatever's in these days.

Perhaps we could.

Feel less wise with the eye back?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Nah. Just means I got my depth perception back. Miss my birds tho.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Forgive me, but my Norse mythology is rusty. Were they crows or ravens?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Ravens. Damned good ravens too!

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Ravens, that's right!

Do you miss it? Being a god?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

What I miss is having my people around, but for now I get to sow my wilder oats and have fun. So nah. Not really.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

At one point I did, but I am not so certain anymore. Mortal life's not so bad. Besides, what self-respecting god of chaos wants to rule? It defeats the whole purpose.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Yeesh! I shudder to think about my brother leading things. No offense.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

None taken, my own reign over my pantheon was hardly illustrious. Doesn't mean that the old feelings and grudges have gone away.

But enough of such drama. On to more pleasant topics. The tabloids say you were out on the town with Ms. Lovelace.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

On the town. Rooftops. Bathrooms. You name it.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Nice. I'll have to carry a fire extinguisher with me if I ever go to the bathroom in public again.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Oh hey, now! She'd kick you in the no no place if you interupt her fun.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Erik, I was castrated. Compared to that getting kicked in the balls doesn't seem so bad. Still, the point is taken.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Dude. Maybe you don't know. Cal is Aphrodite.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Ah, I figured it had to be one those more lusty goddesses. Lucky bastard. I tend to avoid women these days.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Oh uh...

.....dude um...

AWKWARD

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

I'm not gay! I appreciate a nice set of breasts and a killer ass as much as the next guy! But wouldn't you want to take a break if your ex left you, drugged your brother, and proceeded to knock herself up with his drooling carcass!?

Granted I was something of an asshole to her, but still..I need a drink.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Ok wow. And ew...how is that even possible?

Wasn't that like a long time ago? Get back on the horse, man!

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

We gods are fucking weird creatures, that's how.


Several millenia actually. ...I'll think about it.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Thinking is overrated in this category, friend.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Really? And I thought it was not thinking about that that got so many of us in trouble in the first place. I mean look how fucked up the Olympians are. No offense to Callista.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

I don't see my wife around here anywhere, and until I do I plan to have as much fun as possible.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

You plan on settling down if Friggia shows up?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

She is my wife.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Yes she is.

I wonder if mine's still out there. For generations I hated her, but..I think in a warped way I've come to actually love her. I've been human far too often and far too long it seems. I've finally gone mad.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Women can grow on you, man.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

So it seems.