Hi! It's California so it's not that we need more cults or wackiness or crazy stuff but we know how to roll with it better than anyone else in the country. I think, anyway. But I'm a native here so I'm probably a little biased but, if you're here, too, you have to agree. We're a pretty special state.

Oh, but we're not a cult. It's more like a help group, I guess you could say, or a meeting place. Not like Plenty of Fish or Match.com or anything and definitely not like Chat Roulette because that place really is crazy.

But the emails will stop now. I promise.

My name is Javi, by the way! I'm up in Berkeley. Where are you?