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[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

Okay. You can say I'm being stupid or, like, paranoid or whatever. But I feel awesome and people are dying. If I'm a goddesses I'm a goddess.

So everybody needs to eat my apples right now. Tell me where you live already.

Comments

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

I'm no brain-trust, but for what it's worth: I don't think it's stupid at all, kid.

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

Thanks, scary giant dude. I do really appreciate it.

But I think my apples can do something, like, good for people. Help them and heal them. So you need to tell me how I can get them to you. Soon like.

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

You're welcome.

Not sure I can do that. Problem is I tend to travel a lot. I don't even have a home address.

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

Dude, I will totally pay for overnight to a hotel. I just want to make sure everyone is okay from Gaia grossness with. You know. The stuff happening.

Are you a hobo?

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

If it means that much to you, I can pay for a hotel room for a bit,

Hell no. I'm a Hell's Angel. We tend to do a lot of bike-riding. Plus I'm a mercenary, so I travel even more than the usual biker.

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

It totally does. These last few months have been super morbid.

UM. That's so cool? SCARY. I didn't know people were allowed to just say they're mercenaries. different. Much more exciting than hoboing probably. Do they know you're a big reincarnation deal?

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

I won't argue with that.

Some do. A bunch of them went with me to fight one of those giant snakes.

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

A giant snake? Was it, like, a world snake? Or somebody else's snake? Did you have to use a sword?

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

I wouldn't have called it a world snake, but it was still big. No swords on my end, just big guns.

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

That doesn't seem as dramatic. Was there rock music?

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

Not unless you count background noise from some random dude's radio.