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[the-all-mother.insanejournal.com]

Hello, my name's Tess Lawson. I just received an email that wouldn't die and it led me here. Can someone tell me what's going, please?

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[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Give me a break. I got it. Whatever you want.

[the-all-mother.insanejournal.com]

Normally I'd feel obliged to go to town with a blank check like that, but..I've got a good feeling about you, so I'll be nice.

When?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

SWEET!

Do whatever you want. I can make back whatever you spend in an afternoon.

Whenever you want. Wherever you want.

[the-all-mother.insanejournal.com]

Is that a challenge?

I have to wrap up a few loose ends with my last job, but..how about this weekend?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Maybe.

Sounds good. Is it a date?

[the-all-mother.insanejournal.com]

Oh you know I can't resist now.

Si, it's a date.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

I double dog dare ya!

Better get a nice dress then.

THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S MY WIFE! FUCK YOU POSEIDON AND HADES AND SIR I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY KING GAWAIN!

[the-all-mother.insanejournal.com]

Heh, fine. Prepare to reap the whirlwind.

Then I suggest you wear something nice too. I don't dress up for just anyone.

Did I miss something?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Oh sweetheart. I own a men's fashion line. Don't you worry about what I'll be wearing.

Nope!

[the-all-mother.insanejournal.com]

...did you make that sound dirty on purpose?

Uh huh

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Wow! Where's your mind? I approve!

I lub youu!

[the-all-mother.insanejournal.com]

My aunt's a pervert, blame her.

Down boy.