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Hello, my name's Tess Lawson. I just received an email that wouldn't die and it led me here. Can someone tell me what's going, please?
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[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Don't knock it 'til you tried it, bonita

Fashion guy? Heh! Who'd they have me marrying this week?

Tess. Nice! Is the wedding planner experienced?

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
That's the odd thing. You seem familiar.

Nothing so glamorous as marriage rumors. Something about telling a senator's daughter she had a nice ass or something. Apparently there was outrage.

I like to think so. I've been up and down the East Coast. I got a few celebrities under my belt. I consider the fact they're still together a win.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I could change that to absolutely familiar

Well...she did. I sent her an apology bouquet.

And that was my clumsy attempt at asking you if you were married.

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Persistent, aren't you?>

It's hard to give a girl a compliment these days without it being misinterpreted as sexual harassment. I'm sure she appreciated the apology.

You're certainly forward, but I respect honesty.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
You have NO idea.

I know, right?! The things I could have said about her and this is the thanks I get?

You didn't answer the question.

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I admit, I'm intrigued.

I'm sure that realization will dawn on her later.

No, I'm not. Been single awhile now. For a wedding-planner I'm not that psyched over tying the knot myself.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

Seen Bridezilla up close and personal too many times?

Now for the five million dollar question: Who are you?

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
That show is more true to life than people would like to believe. Just had a mess with some airhead puta just this week.

I'm..not entirely sure. I'm not exactly up on my mythology studies.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I had assumed as much. Too much fodder if there's a show about it.

Fair enough. I'm Odin.

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, I was this close to kicking her ass. At least she couldn't weasel out of paying me when the wedding went belly up.

...I know that name. I heard in my head during the last vision I had.

Yes, I see things. No, I'm not a kook.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Vision, huh. Could be a lot of things. Er...people.

Norns.

One of my ravens.

Heimdall....which would be weird.

Frigg.

Freyja had gifts along those lines.

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Some of these names sound familiar.

Wait..that one name..Frigg. Who is that?

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
........

...I see.

Tall man..white beard..one eye?

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
...I've seen you..in a festhall. I was sitting besi...

Maybe we shouldn't talk about this.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Valhalla. Asgard. Yes.

No, damn it!

Sure. Whatever you want.

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
...yeah..that sounds right.

Oh fuck it...

I've never run from anything in my life. You..you looked at me..and called me that name.

...Frigg.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I called you by a few names.

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, yeah..and not all of them charitable.

...God this is surreal.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
You could be stubborn.

Look. If you don't want to talk right now I'd understand, but I'd like to see you.

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
As could you.

This certainly wasn't what I expected when I answered that email. I thought I'd be dealing with stubborn spam, not...

I'd like that too. Maybe we can clear this up if we meet face-to-face. I was going to head back home on the next flight..but I can stay awhile. Just..I can't promise I'll get my memories back right away.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
It's ok. Do you have a place to stay? No, I'm not making a pass.

[identity profile] the-all-mother.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, it's okay, chico. Yeah, I've been staying at a local hotel, courtesy of the father of the bride's backpayments for time wasted.

[identity profile] gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me the name of the hotel and I'll cover it from here out.
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