[BREAKING NEWS]

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

"...reports are just coming in that the local branch of pastry-shop franchise Frosted Fancies has been attacked. Canisters of tear gas were thrown into the shop, forcing customers and employees outdoors where an unknown gunman opened fire on the crowd. Two customers were killed at the scene, and seven have been injured, including owner Amber Wheatley-Shin and her assistant...."