They're actually well-behaved for their ages. Although, well... Perhaps it might be easier to let them tell you. They can't quite read and write just yet, but their verbal skills are coming along beautifully.

[She switches to a webcam feed, looking quite radiant, and appears to be getting the attention of someone off-screen. Soon, a little girl comes over and nestles into her lap]

This is my daughter, Ivy. I fear my son has inherited that sea-god temperament you can see a bit of in our dear Triton up there. Ivy, my sweet, do say hello.

[The little girl waves]
Hello, Mr. Cal. I'm Ivy. My brother is Antny. Our birthday is December. I like little cakes with chocolate and orange. And candy roses. Antny is silly. He likes salty stuff.