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[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

Working in a funeral home can be unnerving enough for some people. More so as things start printing of their own accord...

What's this all about, then?

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[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

Melinoe!?

I can assure you your funeral home is not haunted, but there is a lot to explain that will sound..to be honest quite mad.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Hey, kiddo. Welcome to the asylum. Don't worry about the printing thing. It'll stop now.

[darkmystery.insanejournal.com]

They really have to get a new way to get people's attention other than killing trees, shit.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Hey, there! You work in a funeral home? Man, I bet that's both cool and creepy. My name is Javi and it's nice to meet you. One of the other guys around here will probably have about a million questions for you about the funeral home, by the way. Just a heads up!

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

Well, I must say this is an unexpected surprise. Welcome, my dear.

[measureofasoul.insanejournal.com]

Is it unnerving for you? Working in a funeral home?

[queen-of-purim.insanejournal.com]

Hi there! Sorry about the printer issues--they've startled all of us. The good news is that part's over now.

I'm Hada Morgenstern. It's nice to meet you.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Ah, little sister! So good of you to rejoin us.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Better get used to it, shug. This kinda shit is just the beginning.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Hi there! I'm Amber. Welcome to the group!

[asphodelcrowned.insanejournal.com]

It's complicated, but we're not given a lot of options in the matter.

I'm so glad you're here, and so terrified who might try to get hooks in you.

[unbiaseddeath.insanejournal.com]

Are you certain the printer is not suffering a user error?

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Greetings, cousin. I trust you are well?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Hi, there! My name is Misha. Welcome to our special little group here. I see you already know all about it so you might as well know that I'm also Titania. It's a pleasure.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Hello! Do you remember me? I hope so...

You've certainly come at an exciting time!

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

Hmmm. Not and Egyptian. But welcome anyway.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Hello, there. My name is Cal Hobson. It looks like you've already got your answers about what this is all about but, believe me, it's a lot more welcoming that you would think. I'm also Bes of the Egyptians.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

Hey, sorry about the rude awakening. I guess we all have to go through minor hazing first. But glad you're here.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

Welcome, pet. Good to have you with us. We can always use the numbers.

[knavish-sprite.insanejournal.com]

Ah, a new face! And what joyous company do we have among us?

[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, it's pretty unnerving for everyone. No worries, though.

Hi, I'm Alan Cleary. Or Coach. Or Big Al, as some of the kids like to call me. Also known as Ogma of the Celts.

[wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com]

In my experience, genuine possession of machinery is actually quite rare.

Still, you are quite welcome here. I'm Father Leo.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

You work at a funeral home? An unusual job for a young girl.