[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
I must say, godlings. You're getting entirely too complacent. Too comfortable. Even altering your powers has done little.

I think I know what you're missing. What you've been craving. A good antagonist! An excuse to fight and shed and spill blood. Need I find your oldest enemies again? Consider it done. Give them a few days before they choose to show themselves properly, but I'm sure you'll know what to do.



((Corruption will not reply further, but feel free to do some IC plotting!))
[identity profile] metemmods.insanejournal.com
Godlings. So many of you. So good to see you working in harmony in these days. You are discovering yourselves, but you mustn't remain insular. You must know each other as well. Whether in amity or enmity, it is imperative to know well each other's strengths and weaknesses. Know what it means to walk in their shoes. Tomorrow at dawn, sweet children, you will find a greater understanding of your fellows. Use your newfound knowledge with care.

We will be watching.



((Gaia will make no further response, but everyone is welcome to post ICly below with reactions/ideas/what-have-you))
[identity profile] lunarkisses.insanejournal.com
Figured I might as well get this out of the way since this keeps popping up all over. Will someone pleas kindly tell me what this is all about?
[identity profile] smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com
I will make this brief. I do not know whom you people believe you are, but know this: I have influential friends, substantial resources, and a vindictive streak a mile wide. I will find you and will find a way to make you suffer for this bothersome inconvenience if you do not cease immediately. Consider this your only warning.

Really?

Oct. 9th, 2013 10:41 pm
[identity profile] lionheaded.insanejournal.com
Okay, the first hour of this was cute, but really do you know how hard it is to tell your commanding officer you were late to a drill because you had to answer an email? Thanks for the K.P. Duty. What is this anyway, some kind of joke?

STOP

Oct. 4th, 2013 01:17 am
[identity profile] ofcaesarea.insanejournal.com
Hey. The email wouldn’t go away, so I logged into the network. I get it. I get what you’re trying to do and I already remember, but I don’t really do fan clubs, so you can stop now.

How do I go about unsubscribing from this little family?

Ten

Sep. 20th, 2013 11:52 pm
[identity profile] blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com
Hey, y'all, they finally got the fucking sanctions lifted and the contracts renegotiated, and I'm in the ring again!

Who all wants tickets? Front row, whoever wants 'em.
[identity profile] meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com
Working in a funeral home can be unnerving enough for some people. More so as things start printing of their own accord...

What's this all about, then?
[identity profile] blood-dog.insanejournal.com
I am not paying exorbitant rates to get internet out here in the middle of nowhere just so I can get spam email. If replying to it is the only way to get them to stop, fine. If whoever is sending them is reading this, then kindly unsubscribe me and go fuck yourself.
[identity profile] chose-fire.insanejournal.com
I That was strange. I'm glad it's over. I'm glad to see my own bed again.

Everyone got back alright, I assume? All in one piece? No lasting problems?
[identity profile] ill-met.insanejournal.com
Hello, everyone in cyberspace! I finally got fed up with deleting these emails from my account and here I am, complete with new anti-virus software just in case this isn't kosher. I hope it's legitimate, though. Such insistent emails just simply have to mean something important and big is going on.

So what is it? A party? A pyramid scheme? Human trafficking? Coupons? Cyber-orgy? ;)

I suppose I should do the customary Getting To Know You thing, too. My name is Misha, I'm an actress in NYC, I'm a Taurus, and I like hot fudge sundaes, rose gardens, and romantic comedies.
[identity profile] chose-fire.insanejournal.com
I got this email telling me to login here and it wouldn't go away, so...here I am. I'm Tessa. Pleased to meet everyone!

Eighteen

Mar. 21st, 2013 02:41 pm
[identity profile] tangledmaze.insanejournal.com
So... Is there... something we're supposed to be doing?
[identity profile] monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com
Hey, guys! Remember how I was having those dreams and they weren't in any book? And how you all were doing your best to help me figure it all out? Well, all of those dreams started to be about monkeys. Then everything started to be about monkeys.

My dad is going to just completely die of resignation and laughter over this one. Trust me.

I'm Hanuman.
[identity profile] monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com
Oh, wow! So I don't know what's going on here but I started getting this email over and over again which usually means the email goes into the spam account but it didn't this time so I opened it. Every single email is the same and they weren't things like "money for widows" or "penis enlargement" or "Who's Who Book" or Match.com. (Which I swear I never signed up for but they send me things, anyway.)

But I figured I should check this place out. If it's somewhere I shouldn't be, well, that's when a hard-drive crash comes in handy!

Hello out there in the interweb void! I'm Javi.

One

Mar. 1st, 2013 02:52 am
[identity profile] fires-smith.insanejournal.com
Well it's official. I've done my best to stay the hell away from all this. When my internet turned on me, I jury-rigged my type-writer to get my files typed up so I wouldn't have to deal with this crap. Alas my coworkers didn't accept my makeshift papers, so I had to cave and finally access this thing.

My name's Henry Phillips, formerly Hephaestus.

Let's get this over with.
[identity profile] chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com
Hey, Ciara. How have you been? Those game commissioners still giving you shit?
[identity profile] acratophorus.insanejournal.com
Ah, Valentine's Day. I do have a soft spot for it-- young couples toasting with their glasses of champagne at romantic dinners, the singles seeking Lethe in their own bottles... maybe I'm really an old softie, but it fills me with joy.
Plus it starts the countdown to my birthday, so, you know, there's that too.

Anyway, here's to the day, here's to me, and here's to us all. Stin iyiamas!
[identity profile] mr-bes.insanejournal.com
Most persistent spam ever I'm assuming that this isn't for a Viagra support group How the hell do you do this?

Hello. I got tired of deleting the email from my inbox and this seemed to be the only way to get it to stop. I'm not entirely sure what comes next but I hope it doesn't result in more random emails from mysterious sources. Is there a next step to this or am I free to reclaim my internet connection again?
[identity profile] blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com
So, while I'm on this fucking suspension, been helping out the cat with your issue. Fuck, y'all. All y'all's dealing in some serious shit.

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