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[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Most persistent spam ever I'm assuming that this isn't for a Viagra support group How the hell do you do this?

Hello. I got tired of deleting the email from my inbox and this seemed to be the only way to get it to stop. I'm not entirely sure what comes next but I hope it doesn't result in more random emails from mysterious sources. Is there a next step to this or am I free to reclaim my internet connection again?

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[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Well, you still have your internet. Just have to put up with a bunch of us, now. The others here might explain it a lot better than I can... I'm still pretty new myself.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

When you say new, do you mean new to this help group mailing list in particular? Because the email I got seemed to imply other things.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Oh, hi there! I'm Amanda.

Now that you're here, the emails like that will stop. Promise. We're a group of... unique individuals. We're all supposed to be working together here, as far as I understand it, but I guess the next step would be figuring out your other name and which of the groups you belong to.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

So long as you don't call me Late For Dinner

My name is Calvin Hobson. Call me Cal, I guess. When you ask about other names, I am going to guess that you don't mean like a confirmation or a middle name.

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Hm. Fresh blood. You're not a Greek. Which group is yours, and what skills do you bring?

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Not Greek at all. German, Welsh, and Polish is about it, I think. Maybe a bit of Czech.

Skills? Is this a job interview that I don't know about? I'm a second-grade teacher. I can wrangle up to 30 kids under the age of seven without too much trouble. I teach piano at the Boys and Girls Club so I guess you can add piano, guitar, bass, and percussion to the list. I write a little music.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

Hello, dear. Welcome to our little group.

I'm Callista Lovelace--yes, dear, the Callista Lovelace. Also known as Aphrodite.

Do make yourself at home.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms Lovelace. My sisters are huge fans of your work.

This really is happening, isn't it?

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

Bes... I should have expected you'd be next. You never miss a party like this.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

I'm sorry. Do we know each other? I hope not because I am going to go step into traffic if we met and I am forgetting your name.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Shit, seems we're crawling with new guys What the fuck's going on? Some fucking membership drive?

Sorry, shug. Name's Ciara Talbot.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Hello, Ms Talbot. I'm Calvin Hobson. I'm sorry It's not like I asked to be here

It's okay. I can only imagine how crazy I sound compared to everyone else who knows what is going on around here. If it helps any, I think whoever it is that sends the emails has been trying to get me to come here for a while so maybe we all just gave in at the same time?

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

Ah, I see the welcoming committee of sorts is doing its job. Always nice to see new faces here, though.

Dr. Galen Oram, at your service.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Pleased to meet you, Dr Oram. Thank you for the welcome.

[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Hey, I haven't missed all the good stuff yet, have I?

Alan Cleary. Or, as my students call me, Mr. C, or "Coach." Ogma of the Celts, by the standards of this place. Nice to meet you.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Another teacher? Somehow that makes me feel better even though this all seems completely insane. It's funny how something like that can work.

My name is Cal Hobson or Bes. It's nice to meet you, too.

[womanontop.insanejournal.com]

Well, it seems you've been well and truly bombarded, darling.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

I have. It's a bit intimidating and overwhelming.

And... hello.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh, goodness, for once I'm not late to say hello to a new person!

Hello! I'm Amber! Or, Sif, if you'd prefer my other name. Welcome!

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Hello, Amber. It's very nice to meet you. My name is Cal.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Well, well, well. I suppose it was only a matter of time.

I'm guessing everyone else has already bombarded you with shit already.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

I've gotten the full range of welcome speeches, I think. Everyone has been really patient.

I'm sorry, though. It was only a matter of time until what? Do we know each other? Or, I probably should ask, did we know each other?

[littlebithorny.insanejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, look at you! You may be even more adorable when you're all clean-shaven and human and stuff. Are you tall this time around? If you're tall, I'm just going to faint.

Oh. And Hi. I'm Tara. When we knew each other, I was Astarte.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Oh god what do I even

I'm 6 foot 3 and the tallest of my family. My older brothers don't even break six foot.

And I must be getting used to this place or the research is paying off or I'm remembering more because... Dwarf. You can forget that if you want.

Hi, Tara. It's good to meet the fourth Egyptian.

[insickness.insanejournal.com]

Hi. Welcome. Just... be careful. The people who send these e-mails aren't ordinary spammers, and some of them aren't very nice.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Hello and thank you for the warning. I don't like any kind of spambots but this one at least makes me feel a little less crazy.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Now, now, don't let me be left out!

Welcome to the club, lad. I'm the one and only Dorian Cyrus--but you're welcome to call me Apollo, if you like.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Hello and thank you for the welcome. I'm just doing my best to get the hang of all of this information but everyone has been very helpful. It makes it easier. Though I don't know if I'll ever get used to introducing myself as Bes.