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[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Most persistent spam ever I'm assuming that this isn't for a Viagra support group How the hell do you do this?

Hello. I got tired of deleting the email from my inbox and this seemed to be the only way to get it to stop. I'm not entirely sure what comes next but I hope it doesn't result in more random emails from mysterious sources. Is there a next step to this or am I free to reclaim my internet connection again?

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[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Shit, seems we're crawling with new guys What the fuck's going on? Some fucking membership drive?

Sorry, shug. Name's Ciara Talbot.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Hello, Ms Talbot. I'm Calvin Hobson. I'm sorry It's not like I asked to be here

It's okay. I can only imagine how crazy I sound compared to everyone else who knows what is going on around here. If it helps any, I think whoever it is that sends the emails has been trying to get me to come here for a while so maybe we all just gave in at the same time?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Fuck, babycakes, I didn't know shit coming in here. Didn't need no damn ride on no fucking crazy train. Still figuring a lot out.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

That actually makes me feel better. Thank you.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Hey, know how it goes, shug.

'Course, this fucking godling bullshit is fucking up stuff. I'm on suspension from the circuit until they can figure if having four arms that one time means I've got some fucking unfair advantage or some shit. Bitches.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear about that. Is the four arms thing going to happen a lot or was it a one off thing that they should just overlook?

We're going to change to look like other things? Great. I'm going to become a dwarf.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Naw, shug. But it happens once and they go batshit, y'know. Putting the Destroyer in is one thing. Knowing I'm Kali... well... fuck.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Knowing you're Kali upsets them even more. I follow and it makes some of the news make more sense. I'm very sorry that this whole thing has messed up your life so badly.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Shit, babycakes. This ain't that bad. Not compared to how fucked up things were when I was a kid. Just makes me fucking pissed since I ain't got as many places for that energy to go. Docs say I gotta have good outlets.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Have you considered music? Percussion? I've just started picking up drums and I have to say it really is kind of an upper body work out.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Dance, actually. Got my degree in that.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

And there we go, ask a silly question

No wonder you have tons of energy to spare.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Aggression's gotta go somewhere, shug.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

That's what my brothers tell me, too. I really hope it works out for you. More importantly, I hope they let you get back to work soon. Athletes with talent shouldn't be stuck on the sidelines.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Aw, you're sweet, babycakes. Y'all's in with my friends, right?

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

They tell me I'm with the Egptian pantheon so I hope so. I'm doing my research now.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Yeah. Good friends of mine.