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[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Most persistent spam ever I'm assuming that this isn't for a Viagra support group How the hell do you do this?

Hello. I got tired of deleting the email from my inbox and this seemed to be the only way to get it to stop. I'm not entirely sure what comes next but I hope it doesn't result in more random emails from mysterious sources. Is there a next step to this or am I free to reclaim my internet connection again?

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[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Well, you still have your internet. Just have to put up with a bunch of us, now. The others here might explain it a lot better than I can... I'm still pretty new myself.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Oh, hi there! I'm Amanda.

Now that you're here, the emails like that will stop. Promise. We're a group of... unique individuals. We're all supposed to be working together here, as far as I understand it, but I guess the next step would be figuring out your other name and which of the groups you belong to.

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Hm. Fresh blood. You're not a Greek. Which group is yours, and what skills do you bring?

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

Hello, dear. Welcome to our little group.

I'm Callista Lovelace--yes, dear, the Callista Lovelace. Also known as Aphrodite.

Do make yourself at home.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

Bes... I should have expected you'd be next. You never miss a party like this.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Shit, seems we're crawling with new guys What the fuck's going on? Some fucking membership drive?

Sorry, shug. Name's Ciara Talbot.

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

Ah, I see the welcoming committee of sorts is doing its job. Always nice to see new faces here, though.

Dr. Galen Oram, at your service.

[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Hey, I haven't missed all the good stuff yet, have I?

Alan Cleary. Or, as my students call me, Mr. C, or "Coach." Ogma of the Celts, by the standards of this place. Nice to meet you.

[womanontop.insanejournal.com]

Well, it seems you've been well and truly bombarded, darling.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh, goodness, for once I'm not late to say hello to a new person!

Hello! I'm Amber! Or, Sif, if you'd prefer my other name. Welcome!

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Well, well, well. I suppose it was only a matter of time.

I'm guessing everyone else has already bombarded you with shit already.

[littlebithorny.insanejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, look at you! You may be even more adorable when you're all clean-shaven and human and stuff. Are you tall this time around? If you're tall, I'm just going to faint.

Oh. And Hi. I'm Tara. When we knew each other, I was Astarte.

[insickness.insanejournal.com]

Hi. Welcome. Just... be careful. The people who send these e-mails aren't ordinary spammers, and some of them aren't very nice.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Now, now, don't let me be left out!

Welcome to the club, lad. I'm the one and only Dorian Cyrus--but you're welcome to call me Apollo, if you like.