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[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Most persistent spam ever I'm assuming that this isn't for a Viagra support group How the hell do you do this?

Hello. I got tired of deleting the email from my inbox and this seemed to be the only way to get it to stop. I'm not entirely sure what comes next but I hope it doesn't result in more random emails from mysterious sources. Is there a next step to this or am I free to reclaim my internet connection again?

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[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh, goodness, for once I'm not late to say hello to a new person!

Hello! I'm Amber! Or, Sif, if you'd prefer my other name. Welcome!

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Hello, Amber. It's very nice to meet you. My name is Cal.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Likewise!

Looks like you're a teacher? How lovely! I'm a professional pastry chef, personally. Do you have a favorite kind of cookie? I'd be happy to send out a batch as a welcoming gift.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

I teach second grade in Harlem. They're great kids.

And thank you very much. You don't have to do that.

But, if you wanted to send chocolate chip cookies, I would take them in for my kids.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh, it's no trouble at all! This place can be a little intimidating at times, but the people here do mean well on the whole. I'm guessing no nuts allowed? My step-daughter's school has a no-nut policy for kids who might be allergic. Which is a pity, but I can understand the need to keep the children safe.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

No nuts at all. I'm pretty sure no one has an allergy but I would rather be safe than sorry. You are going to make me the most popular teacher for a day.

How old is your step-daughter? If I can ask?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

It's the least I can do to extend warm wishes.

Tina's actually going to be turning ten here in just a couple of weeks. And she's a wonderful big sister. My son Carl is one of the children born just before Christmas.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

10 year olds are fun. Not that being an elementary teacher makes me biased or anything.

Wow. There were a lot of kids born around then, weren't there? Has anyone organized a babysitting service?

Actually, are kids being born all at once like that a normal thing with this group?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

She's an absolute doll.

As far as I know, no one has! As for the all sharing the same birthday... It might be easier to understand if you realized what happened during the preceding March. The people, for lack of a better term, who brought all of us together decided to grant us our full immortality for a 24-hour period on the spring equinox. It was enough, though, apparently. As you've probably noticed, the children conceived at out full powers aren't mortal. Well, all right, most aren't mortal.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Thank you for explaining. I'm afraid I have a lot to learn and every question that gets answered makes for more questions.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Of course, hon. That's what we're here for. You need anything at all, just ask.