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[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Oh, wow! So I don't know what's going on here but I started getting this email over and over again which usually means the email goes into the spam account but it didn't this time so I opened it. Every single email is the same and they weren't things like "money for widows" or "penis enlargement" or "Who's Who Book" or Match.com. (Which I swear I never signed up for but they send me things, anyway.)

But I figured I should check this place out. If it's somewhere I shouldn't be, well, that's when a hard-drive crash comes in handy!

Hello out there in the interweb void! I'm Javi.

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[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Hi Javi! I'm Amanda!

I'm so sorry... I don't recognize you... Well, I can tell you that nobody gets that email by mistake. Only people with a certain... background get invited here.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Hi, Amanda! That sounds a little dire, you know? I swear I've got a clean background. Never been even chased down for tagging. Not that I tag or anything. Then again, not that I imagine you have any kind of criminal record either.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Oh! Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that. Just that... there's something special about all of us. That there's a little more than meets the eye.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

Greetings and welcome. I'm Chaz, though I prefer "Dionysus." Come to Seattle and I'll stand you to a drink.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

That's really cool of you! Thanks! But I'm technically underage so I wouldn't want you to get in any kind of trouble or anything for it.

Is Dionysus your pen name or something? Are you a writer or a musician or an artist?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

...damn if there ain't something kinda familiar about you, kid

Babycakes, pretty sure no hard drive crash will get you out of this place.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

So wiping out my email and changing addresses won't help? That's CIA level stalker stuff right there. What's the big deal?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Shit, shug, not real sure how to explain this...

You, uh, find you can do weird shit? Beyond what most people can?

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

Believe me... if they want you, you're in the right place whether you want to be or not.

I'm Linnaea.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Hi, Linnaea! Nice to meet you.

I have to ask, though. Who wants me? Please tell me this isn't a cult pledge drive.

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

It's... a bit complicated. Though I think a cult pledge drive might actually be on the list of things we need to watch out for.

Been having any weird dreams lately?

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Another new one. Though not a Greek, it seems. Still you should be useful.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Whoa, there. I'm all for volunteering and helping out and community service but I would like to know what I'm going to help with.

Also I'm totally not Greek. Mexican and Indian, that's me!

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Have you paid much attention to the news?

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

Hey there, I'm Denise. Welcome to the group. I'm sure you've got questions. We'll be happy to answer whatever we can.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

I think the main question is the one that everyone isn't answering. I mean, some of the others are dancing around it like I'm going to scream like a kid and run off into the night and others are just being kind of yeah. So maybe you'll answer.

Just why did I get this email and who are all of you people? (Though you're all being really nice and I can't complain but it's really weird, you know?)

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

As much as I hate answering a question with a question, what's your opinion on reincarnation?

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Hello, hello! And here I was starting to worry we'd have a shortage of young chaps in the group!

Dorian Cyrus, mate. Yes, the Dorian Cyrus. Or Apollo, if you'd prefer. Either works for me.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Okay, now you I've heard of but I didn't know you had picked a stage name. I always thought your real name is pretty cool enough.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Thanks, lad. But, no, not a stage name. Just an old one.

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

I thought that name sounded familiar. You're more attractive than you should be. I need to get away from this thing for a while

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Another fan, is it? Lovely to meet you, my dear. Absolutely charmed.

[inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com]

Are you as all over the place as the on-again off-again punctuation insinuates?

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

I guess it depends on who you ask. Some people don't seem to mind but I'll tell you that it really drives my professors up the wall. If it bothers people, I'll try and scale it back but just go ahead and smack me if I get out of hand.

These two have freakish amounts of things in common.

[inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com]

I don't really care about the punctuation, babycakes. I'm just giving you shit.