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[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Oh, wow! So I don't know what's going on here but I started getting this email over and over again which usually means the email goes into the spam account but it didn't this time so I opened it. Every single email is the same and they weren't things like "money for widows" or "penis enlargement" or "Who's Who Book" or Match.com. (Which I swear I never signed up for but they send me things, anyway.)

But I figured I should check this place out. If it's somewhere I shouldn't be, well, that's when a hard-drive crash comes in handy!

Hello out there in the interweb void! I'm Javi.

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[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

Believe me... if they want you, you're in the right place whether you want to be or not.

I'm Linnaea.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Hi, Linnaea! Nice to meet you.

I have to ask, though. Who wants me? Please tell me this isn't a cult pledge drive.

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

It's... a bit complicated. Though I think a cult pledge drive might actually be on the list of things we need to watch out for.

Been having any weird dreams lately?

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Like how weird? Like a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Naked at school dreams, falling dreams, naked falling at school dreams? Dreams you're a big old monkey carrying a mountain while you kick demon butt?

For some reason, I can't find at least half of my dreams in those dreamn analysis books. Go figure.

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

Sounds like you might be onto something. 'Sun-god', 'pyramid', and 'demon'... Not sure a dream book is going to help you, though an internet search might be beneficial. Sorry I'm not more help.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

No, it's cool. I'm just not sure what dreams would have to do with the emails but I'll give it a shot and look them up. Books aren't working but pretty much everything exists on the internet, right?

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

Believe me, it's all connected one way or another. Others may have better advice for you.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Are you always so incredibly kind and incredibly vague? I'm not complaining! You're really nice and you're tolerating me rambling here so it's cool. I really appreciate it.

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

I'm still kinda new to this program myself. I was trying not to freak you out.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

It's cool. I'm beyond freaking out levels usually. It's one of my special talents, my dad says, how nothing bothers me and I just take it. You're being great. Everyone is, really.

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

Does anything ever really get to you? It's not always a bad thing to get angry sometimes.

The others here know me better as Sigyn, if you're curious.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

No one's perfect and, sure, things can get to me sometimes. There's a lot of bad stuff in the world, after all, and I can't change that but sometimes you just have to work past it or around it. At least until you can make it better.

Besides you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

I would introduce myself by another name but I'm still Javi at the moment. Sorry.

[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

I can say the same for myself.

And no worries. I just thought I'd throw my name in the hat since it seems other names are starting to trickle in.