http://rejuvenator.insanejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rejuvenator.insanejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] metempsychosis_dw2014-02-10 09:16 pm

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I don’t mean to be rude or anything but I didn't plan on starting this week by joining a new cult. I’m sure you’re all very nice people but the email tag is super sketchy and invasive. Especially with what's been going on in the news lately. This stuff is totally the last thing California needs.

Only-

This is all very odd.

How do you even deal with this anyway? I mean If one of you says “I’m Athena Goddess of War” or whatever and the next person says, “Oy, I’m Irish and my brother is the God of War so put that in your pipe and smoke it!” who even wins? How can two people, deities, be of the same thing without causing a time ripple whenever they go near each other? Or do you cause a time ripple? Is that why you have to go all google on each other instead of talking in your face places?

Sorry. I guess it’s none of my business. You all seem like very interesting people. Uh. When I'm famous this will be a really good story to tell Conan.

Enjoy?

[identity profile] monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com 2014-02-17 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Don't know that Atlantis was ever real but I can't imagine it would be fun unless you were a mermaid or Triton or a Hawaiian pearl diver. I hear they can hold their breath for insane lengths of time.

Oh, come on. Be nice. I'm not trolling you, honest. Everyone who gets the email is a god reborn and there are powers that be that get a little nasty if you keep refusing to accept it.

The irony of being part of the Hindu group is that I was actually raised, kind of, Hindu. My dad still practices but I've gotten a little wobbly in my adherence. Understandable, you know? Before you ask, no, I haven't told my dad that I'm Hanuman yet. I don't want to freak him out.

So have you figured out who you are/were yet?

[identity profile] monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com 2014-02-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, it's okay. I didn't mean to get in your face about it! We're cool. I just want to help and you seem confused and kind of worried so I want to make it seem as normal as I can. Really, it's not so bad. I promise. I've met so many neat people this way. Ask me anything and I'll do my best to answer you.

Eh, I don't really deserve any worship, I don't think. That's for Rama and Sita. I'm just the monkey. :D

[identity profile] monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com 2014-02-21 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
I only really figured out who I was after I got the email and started talking to everyone here. Meeting Kali really jogged the brain cells and then it all came back and BAM I knew I was Hanuman. Then Sita showed up and I'm way more certain of everything.

I guess I do. I'm pretty tough and I'm faster and stronger than a normal person. I can jump pretty high, too, but I've always been a little hyperactive and bouncy.