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[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

What exactly is the meaning of all this? Come on, folks, I have a very busy schedule. I don't have time to read every kooky fan email I get.

I suppose I don't really need to introduce myself, but here goes ... I am Sky Traveler, Illusionist Extraordinaire. My closest friends call me Connor.

Now would someone mind telling me what the hell is going on here?

Comments

[asphodelcrowned.insanejournal.com]

Hi! I'm Seph, from South San Francisco. There's no real way to communicate with the jerks who send the e-mails, but they're probably stalking us here, too.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Sky Traveler? You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Maybe you're imagining things big shot.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

Well, if that's the case, I don't mind being stalked by a hottie such as yourself! Do you visit this site often, sweet cheeks?

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, Sky Traveler. Do I know you, buddy? I'd know the Allfather anywhere. I just want to screw with him a bit.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

I don't think I'm imagining that I'm talking to some bigmouth East Coast guy.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

Well, well. Connor Volk. I should be surprised to see you, but somehow...I'm not.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

Why, if it isn't Miss Kitty! So you got that weirdo email, too, huh?

[asphodelcrowned.insanejournal.com]

Been a regular for a couple of months. Managed to avoid most of the trouble so far.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

So it would seem. Not yet sure why we got it, though. Any ideas?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Probably. That's because you're a douche.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Hey... I know you. You're that magician or whatever, ain't you? Shit. What're you doing here?

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

A nice girl, eh? Trouble's my middle name. (Actually, it's Sean.) Getting into trouble once in a while can be fun. You should try it.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

I'm just going with the flow, baby. I figure no matter what tricks they throw at me here, I've always got a few of my own up my sleeve.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

Hey, it's The Destroyer! I saw your fight the other night. You sure showed what's-her-butt a thing or two!

You get the weirdo email, too?

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

You come to one of my shows recently? Man, hasn't changed a bit.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Not exactly my thing, Kreskin. Which means I can still kick your ass.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh... my god. Really? Now??

Hi there! I'm Sif Amber. Welcome to our little forum!

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Damn right I did. On both counts. Still ain't got a fucking clue what this place is all about. Something about gods and reincarnation or some shit...?

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

Wow, old home week! She's still a major babe!

Why, thanks, Amber! I must say your name matches your hair quite perfectly!

Tell me, Amber. Do you believe in magic?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Thank you. That's very sweet. You're not getting anywhere NEAR my hair, buster.

I believe in a lot of things, but, yes, I suppose magic is one of them.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

Oh? And what is your thing, pal? I'd like to see you try it sometime, chump.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

I guess. It's some pretty freaky shit.

Hey, we work in the same town. We should hang out once in a while.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Teaching stubborn blondes manners. Running the show. And hanging out with a whole bunch of girls who ride winged horses. Bring it, bitch.

[asphodelcrowned.insanejournal.com]

Can't help it; I'm a total mama'sgirl.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

Hmm, I'd be interested in hearing about the other things you believe in sometime. Over dinner and champagne, maybe?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Fuck yeah, it is. I got no clue how the hell I got stuck in Crazytown Central here.

Yeah, sure, babycakes. If our performance schedules mesh.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

That's... very kind of you to offer, but I'm afraid I'll have to decline. For one thing, I'm nowhere near Las Vegas. For another, I'm very busy right now with things going on in my life.

Most importantly? I'm already spoken for.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I'm aware.

Still. Most... intriguing, wouldn't you say?

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

I tire of this charade. It's actually good to see you, Odin.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

Very. You've always intrigued me, too, hot stuff.

[skytraveler.insanejournal.com]

I figured a good-lookin' gal like you would already be spoken for. Just thought I'd ask.

But hey, it's good to see you again, Sif.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Man, you cave easy anymore. S'up, bro? About time you got here.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Nice try, Loki, but I'm afraid I'm happily engaged.

It's good to know our numbers are increasing, and things certainly will never be dull now that you're here.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

Oh, is that so, now? Aren't you just the charmer. Do you always mix business and pleasure?