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[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Well it's official. I've done my best to stay the hell away from all this. When my internet turned on me, I jury-rigged my type-writer to get my files typed up so I wouldn't have to deal with this crap. Alas my coworkers didn't accept my makeshift papers, so I had to cave and finally access this thing.

My name's Henry Phillips, formerly Hephaestus.

Let's get this over with.

Comments

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

I'd recommend playing a videogame and blowing stuff up, but that's my own coping process.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Naw. Need something more... visceral. I hit the gym most days. Clubs on others. Whatever keeps me in shape for if they ever get the fuck out of contract negotiations.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Ah, you don't want to see me in the gym or clubs, it's not pretty. Contract negotiations?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm a prize fighter. Or... was. Fuckers suspended me when they found out I was a god.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

...I could see how that'd be an issue.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Hey, I do it clean. Ain't my fucking fault they're pussies.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Not saying you do, I just get their point.