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[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

[With trembling fingers, he slowly typed out the message, pausing every so often to correct the worst of his typing errors.]

Hey.

I think I need help. I've been really thirsty lately.

I mean like REALLY thirsty. Never been like this before.

Any ideas?

Comments

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Oh, dear. You drank from the cups of morning dew, didn't you? Have you always been so bad at following good advice?

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

The what the hell are you even talking about?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

You ate or drank something in Faerieland. Is that clear enough for you? Sweetheart, you are in for one hell of a rough come-down. I would say I'm sorry but Mab and I warned you, reveler.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

When you have a magical goblet of wine in your hand, you don't ask questions. You just don't get it...

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Make yourself a tea of evening primrose or fennel. Chew on peppermint leaves. Oh, and keep a bit of iron on you, just in case.

Or eat a nice steak if your poor stomach can handle it.

And don't tell me what I get or don't get, my dear. I was raised on that stuff.