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[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

[With trembling fingers, he slowly typed out the message, pausing every so often to correct the worst of his typing errors.]

Hey.

I think I need help. I've been really thirsty lately.

I mean like REALLY thirsty. Never been like this before.

Any ideas?

Comments

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

How do you mean, "thirsty," exactly?

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

I mean, ever since we got back from Faerie, I've... that wine they had there, that's all I can think about now, and nothing I've tried is like it.
The other night I was dreaming about it, and it was so real and when I woke up I was crying because it was just a dream.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

Well, we did try to warn you... That stuff is like crack. Sounds like you're suffering withdrawal symptoms.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

Do you know where I could get more? I mean, can you even get it here?

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

You'd have to ask the Celts about that one. But I highly doubt it.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

Fuck. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck godsdamn I need it.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

...where are you, anyway?

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

I'm in a Starbucks. They've got free wifi but no wine.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

...could you be more specific?

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

I'm in south Seattle. I don't know the exact address. I was about to go try to hunt up these bootleggers I know...

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

Ok... Look. Do you think you can find your way to my place? You can crash here for the night, and tomorrow, we'll go see Dr. Oram. OK?

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

Um...can you send a cab? I'm not so good with walking right about now.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

And where, exactly, am I supposed to send it?

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Sounds like you need to dry out, man. In the fastest possible way. Lock yourself in a room with lots of water and juice and ride it out. Take your cell phone and call if you need to talk.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

I tried to lock myself in here, but the baristas frowned on it.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Dumbass. You don't lock yourself up in a public place. Don't you have an apartment or a friend with a closet you can borrow?

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

It does so appear that I do.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Oh, dear. You drank from the cups of morning dew, didn't you? Have you always been so bad at following good advice?

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

The what the hell are you even talking about?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

You ate or drank something in Faerieland. Is that clear enough for you? Sweetheart, you are in for one hell of a rough come-down. I would say I'm sorry but Mab and I warned you, reveler.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

When you have a magical goblet of wine in your hand, you don't ask questions. You just don't get it...

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Make yourself a tea of evening primrose or fennel. Chew on peppermint leaves. Oh, and keep a bit of iron on you, just in case.

Or eat a nice steak if your poor stomach can handle it.

And don't tell me what I get or don't get, my dear. I was raised on that stuff.