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[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

[With trembling fingers, he slowly typed out the message, pausing every so often to correct the worst of his typing errors.]

Hey.

I think I need help. I've been really thirsty lately.

I mean like REALLY thirsty. Never been like this before.

Any ideas?

Comments

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

How do you mean, "thirsty," exactly?

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Sounds like you need to dry out, man. In the fastest possible way. Lock yourself in a room with lots of water and juice and ride it out. Take your cell phone and call if you need to talk.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Oh, dear. You drank from the cups of morning dew, didn't you? Have you always been so bad at following good advice?