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[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

Working in a funeral home can be unnerving enough for some people. More so as things start printing of their own accord...

What's this all about, then?

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[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

Melinoe!?

I can assure you your funeral home is not haunted, but there is a lot to explain that will sound..to be honest quite mad.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

Oh, I know it isn't haunted. They actually only mostly stay around for a few days to stay goodbye. It is the phantom printing of paper in the offices that has my boss and coworkers on edge.

... I know you, don't I.

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

Well now that you have responded to the summons, it should stop now.

..Yes you do. Do you have memories of another life?

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Hey, kiddo. Welcome to the asylum. Don't worry about the printing thing. It'll stop now.

[darkmystery.insanejournal.com]

They really have to get a new way to get people's attention other than killing trees, shit.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Hey, there! You work in a funeral home? Man, I bet that's both cool and creepy. My name is Javi and it's nice to meet you. One of the other guys around here will probably have about a million questions for you about the funeral home, by the way. Just a heads up!

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

Well, I must say this is an unexpected surprise. Welcome, my dear.

[measureofasoul.insanejournal.com]

Is it unnerving for you? Working in a funeral home?

[queen-of-purim.insanejournal.com]

Hi there! Sorry about the printer issues--they've startled all of us. The good news is that part's over now.

I'm Hada Morgenstern. It's nice to meet you.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

I do. I have for a very long time.

My name is Mariana, but I am also Melinoe.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

I have noticed the distinct overabundance of paper in the printer feed since it's stopped.

Asylum, eh?

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Ah, little sister! So good of you to rejoin us.

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

It is you. My name is Ian, but before that I was Hades..your father.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

It's effective, I admit. That is, of course, if the spam-like email isn't enough.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

I am not as unaccustomed to it as you may think. As a matter of fact, it's quite up my alley, as they say here in America.

Nice to meet you, Javi. My name is Mariana.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

...I am going to venture a guess and say that you are of the Olympian sort...

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Madhouse. Funhouse. Whatever you want to call it.

I'm called Lukas, by the way.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

That's a really pretty name. Do you go by a nickname? Or any other name? Javi's short for Javier but I also have another name, too.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

Not really, no. In fact, I find it quite calming.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

So I'm told, and I am glad to hear it.

Likewise, Hada. I am Mariana Perales.

[darkmystery.insanejournal.com]

At least it's a good ice breaker. "Help, my printer's obsessed" and so forth.

Well. I'm Nyx, by the way. Welcome....to here.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

Hm. I am assuming that each of us here are gods of some sort or another, and I admit that it took me a bit to figure out who you are. I think it is because I have only interacted with you so few times so very long ago.

Much like the rest of you Olympians, Apollo.

[meli-mollifies.insanejournal.com]

Ah! Papa. I had a feeling, but I was not certain. It has been so very long...

And Mama? What of Makaria and Zagreus?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Better get used to it, shug. This kinda shit is just the beginning.

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

I am very happy to know you're out there, my dear. Agreed, too long.

Your mother is among us. We live together in a home in San Francisco. Regrettably I have not seen either of them, but you should know you do have a new sister.