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[ofcaesarea.insanejournal.com]

Hey. The email wouldn’t go away, so I logged into the network. I get it. I get what you’re trying to do and I already remember, but I don’t really do fan clubs, so you can stop now.

How do I go about unsubscribing from this little family?

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[delicatefire.insanejournal.com]

This isn't about you. Really. And no unsubscribing. You're stuck with us.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

You can't. We've all fucking tried.

[measureofasoul.insanejournal.com]

Never heard it called a fan club before. That's a good one.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Hate to tell you, but the more you resist, the worse it gets. Welcome to the tribe.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Oh, sugar, I'm sorry but you're stuck here. But we're very friendly! Ask and you shall receive and all that. ;)

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Unfortunately, you can't unsubscribe from it. The emails will follow you. My name is Cal Hobson. It really isn't all that bad here. You're going to meet a lot of wonderful people.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Do you really remember? Like, really and honestly and 100% remember? Because if you do, then things get way easier around here and we can skip all of the skirting around the truth and just drop it all on you. It saves time and we can get to the more fun stuff.

Oh, and I'm Javi, btw. Hanuman.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

If we're a fan club, buddy, we're the kind that ends up with restraining orders. I'm just saying.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

I'm afraid you don't, darling. But you're here for a reason, I can assure you of that much.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Sorry, lad, you're stuck with us. It's not really a fan club, though, not that any of us who have them would complain!

Dorian Cyrus, mate. Or, if you've followed the news at all, Apollo.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

I work with computers all the time. Unsubscribing won't help you here. Best thing you can do is find your group members and they'll get you up to speed.

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

It doesn't really work like that, truth be told. Still, please feel free to make yourself at home.

Introductions, of course, are in order: Dr. Galen Oram, at your service.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

Hmm. Not an Egyptian. Pity that. But welcome anyway.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

Heya, welcome. You get used to it after a while. Want a drink?

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Oh, hello there! Sorry, I know it can be a little jarring to go through the intro period.

I'm Amanda. Welcome to the group. Has anyone explained to you what this is yet?

[queen-of-purim.insanejournal.com]

Hello. So sorry about the rude awakening. We all had to deal with it.

I'm Hada Morgenstern. And, if I'm not muchly mistaken, you're with my group. Welcome.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Sorry, shug, the shitstorm's just starting. Y'all will be used to it soon enough.

[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Don't worry, the emails and printing will stop now that you're here.

Hi, I'm Alan Cleary. The kids like to call me Coach, or Big Al. I'm not picky. Glad to have you here.

[knavish-sprite.insanejournal.com]

Oho, another new face. Pray tell, who has come to join our numbers?

[wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com]

I'm sure some of our numbers have larger fan clubs than others, but this is hardly what I'd describe as one.

You are most encouraged to make yourself comfortable here, as we all have a certain amount of common ground. I'm Father Leo. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh, good, you remember yourself! That puts you a step ahead.

Hi! I'm Amber! Or Sif of the Norse, if you'd rather! Welcome to the group!

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Quite simple. You don't. And there are seven groups, not just one. You'll be expected primarily to work with your own, but some things do involve all of us as a whole, including combat preparations. If your identity has been anonymous to date, count your blessings and try to keep your head down in the meantime.

[womanontop.insanejournal.com]

Well unfortunately, you can't really unsubscribe to family. You're usually stuck with those. But we'll try to make it bearable, darling.