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[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

I don’t mean to be rude or anything but I didn't plan on starting this week by joining a new cult. I’m sure you’re all very nice people but the email tag is super sketchy and invasive. Especially with what's been going on in the news lately. This stuff is totally the last thing California needs.

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This is all very odd.

How do you even deal with this anyway? I mean If one of you says “I’m Athena Goddess of War” or whatever and the next person says, “Oy, I’m Irish and my brother is the God of War so put that in your pipe and smoke it!” who even wins? How can two people, deities, be of the same thing without causing a time ripple whenever they go near each other? Or do you cause a time ripple? Is that why you have to go all google on each other instead of talking in your face places?

Sorry. I guess it’s none of my business. You all seem like very interesting people. Uh. When I'm famous this will be a really good story to tell Conan.

Enjoy?

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[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

You are being super helpful.When did you figure out who you were? Before or after email tag? Do you get any powers?

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

I only really figured out who I was after I got the email and started talking to everyone here. Meeting Kali really jogged the brain cells and then it all came back and BAM I knew I was Hanuman. Then Sita showed up and I'm way more certain of everything.

I guess I do. I'm pretty tough and I'm faster and stronger than a normal person. I can jump pretty high, too, but I've always been a little hyperactive and bouncy.

[rejuvenator.insanejournal.com]

Bam! That makes it sound all exciting! Do you do a lot of jumping over at Berkeley?