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[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Hey, guys! Remember how I was having those dreams and they weren't in any book? And how you all were doing your best to help me figure it all out? Well, all of those dreams started to be about monkeys. Then everything started to be about monkeys.

My dad is going to just completely die of resignation and laughter over this one. Trust me.

I'm Hanuman.

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[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

So... fuck. That means y'all's on my team, ain't ya, babycakes?

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Yep, I hate to say it but I'm all yours, Ms Kali. This just makes reading the Ramayana so much weirder, let me tell you.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Ain't read it, sorry.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

It's a pretty good story which, I guess, is more a history now.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh, how wonderful you figured it out!

I... sort of feel like I ought to send you a cake or something to congratulate you.

By the way, I'm Amber. Or Sif, if you'd rather. And, yes, I'm a pastry chef by profession.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Mmm, a cake would always be appreciated! Who can say no to cake? If someone says they don't like cake, you know you can't trust them because they're an undercover operative from the planet Zorg or something. (Just don't feel the need to make it banana, okay?)

Hi, Amber! It's good to meet you and that sounds like a really fun job. I actually wait tables part time at a vegan place here myself so the chef sometimes lets me help a little in the kitchen when she makes the breads.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

I can definitely do a vegan cake for you, if you want. What's your favorite flavor?

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not vegan! Not really. I just work there. But I guess I don't eat a lot of meat, come to think of it. Huh, never really noticed it too much. I guess it shows what the menus around me are like that I eat mostly vegetarian without having to try.

It is really stupid and cliche but I actually do really like banana.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Brilliant, lad! How's it feel to be a real godling?

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

It feels pretty wild and I just want to get outside and run around the block a few dozen times and maybe holler some. Maybe I'll do that. I can grab my board and take off for a while and, no, sir, those aren't paint cans in my backpack.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

I'm always in favor of artistic expression.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

I had a feeling you might be. What with being a patron of the arts and all that. I'll keep it in mind if I get caught.

Honest, officer. Apollo himself gave me permission.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

Congratulations! Any lingering questions we can help with?

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Well, I hate to ask but what is with that threatening note just before my post? That sounds pretty serious and dire.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

Ah. Yes. That would be Gaia. Sounds like she's planning to test us again on the Equinox. Last year, everyone was restored to their original selves for the day. Which in my case just meant I had a closet full of dresses that haven't been in style in about 9,000 years. But for others... it was a lot more serious. It's how we got the next-gens.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Wow, that's great!

So... I guess you're okay with me telling you I'm Erato the Muse?

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Oh, totally okay with it! After all, you're making it much easier on me than your sister Melpomene did. ^_^

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Oh, yes... Mel can be a little... overwhelming if you aren't used to her. But she's my sister and I love her. We're a big happy family, her, me, Apollo and the kids.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Glad you were able to come across it sooner than later. I'm Sean, but better known as Baldr to most. Glad to meet you.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Thanks, man! It's good to meet you, too. It sounds like I just remembered in time.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, which is good. It took me a bit to get there, as I was not in a great place mentally when I first got the email. I kind of blame Tyr kicking my ass.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Wow, the Monkey King, huh? Sorry I didn't welcome you before. I'm Cal Hobson. Bes of the Egyptians.

[inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com]

I always wanted a monkey.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

What about a green dress?

[inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com]

Not a real green dress. That's cruel.