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[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Who the hell eats a salad and breaks out in hives--not to mention the fact I feel like my face has been stuffed with socks and hit with a 2x4...

The fuck...

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[the-all-mother.insanejournal.com]

Hives? ...How is that even possible?

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

... Gaia. Dammit.

[the-all-mother.insanejournal.com]

That miserable puta!

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

That's how I feel right about now, but cursing her doesn't do much good right now.

Are you okay, Mor?

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

You're not the only one having a bad day, bud. I went to get up this morning and collapsed. I managed to call 911, but doctors say both of my legs are paralyzed...

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Ah, shit. What the fuck.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

I'd say Great-Grandma is making good on her promise to take things from us.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

Oh that's not good. That's not good at all. You should see a doctor...you never know what that could do to a person. I mean you have health insurance right? Oh shit, what if you don't? I'm sorry.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

It's okay, man. Really. I just gotta figure out what to do.

Are you okay?

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

No, no I don't think I am. I mean, everything bothers me. No, that's not right. Things feel wrong? Is that the right way to describe it? Maybe there's another way to describe it.

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this. We needn't think the worst.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

That reasonable explanation is Gaia and no offense, but when it comes to her, we should always think the worst. Especially since my eyes are starting to swell shut

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

That's probably true, but we should think things out before we end up doing something drastic.

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

That bitch took MY wife.

I've had it enough of this cosmic bollux! Can't they all just leave me in peace!

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

She's fucking with all of us. We'll find Persephone. I hope

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

It's always someone. If not her, then Cronus, then Zeus, Poseidon, and all the rest with one issue or another, never leaving anything alone. They couldn't just let me have my one place to be away from them all.

I will find my wife, and when I do, I'm done with the lot of them!

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Shit Everything is going crazy around here, too. Is it just food that is breaking you out or everything else? Have you tried anything like Benadryl to calm it down?

Shit, man, I don't like this at all. I killed two coffee mugs and a dish while trying to make breakfast tomorrow and I don't think Simba is ever going to forgive me for how often I'm stepping on his tail.

Worse yet... I can't feel the music anymore.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

My clothes are starting to make me sneeze. My eyes are starting to swell, and I have no idea what the hell started that. I'd take Benadryl, but if this is all on Gaia? I have serious doubts it'd work. It might fucking kill me.

So, you've gone horribly and dangerously clumsy?

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

I don't know. It would probably knock you out cold, best case scenario. One of my sisters has hay fever and uses the stuff on flights, too, when she needs to sleep. Do you have someone to call that can make sure nothing happens to you while the rest of us move on this?

Or kind of move. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do anything major without killing myself. I just got a paper cut opening the newspaper. It's not just being a total klutz either. Not like normal clumsiness. My sense of everything is off like I'm out of synch. Even my heartbeat feels like it's gone from one-two to one-two-two-one-two-one-one or something.

Omg this hurts!!!

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

It's called allergies.

This will definitely sting moving forward.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

That's putting it mildly.

Well it's not her fault she can't empathize

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

Have you died?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Baldr? Hon, you ok?

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, if you call breaking out in a rash in places you didn't know you had 'okay'.

Sorry, sorry. Yeah. I think that my tolerance for staying alive and relatively unaffected is gone. Are you guys okay?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Ummmm... I guess so? I've been at work since 4. I remember a vague feeling of... vagueness around sunrise, but we've had a lot of Easter orders we're working on...