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[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

I am not paying exorbitant rates to get internet out here in the middle of nowhere just so I can get spam email. If replying to it is the only way to get them to stop, fine. If whoever is sending them is reading this, then kindly unsubscribe me and go fuck yourself.

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[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

Oh, my...

The emails will stop now, but it's not exactly something we subscribe to.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Well, now. Long time, no see.

The emails stopping is great but I have a feeling there was a second "but" in your sentence and it has something to do with never getting out now.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Big brother!

Where's "the middle of nowhere"?

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Okay so it's a family reunion. Great.

Montana game lands.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Ah, look who turned up! Good to see you again, little brother.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

I think we're at the age, man, where little's become an insult. Besides, looking at your picture there, I'm betting I'm older than you this time around.

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

It's a relief to see you here. We're in need of your talents.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Oh, joy. Be still my beating heart. I'm all a-flutter.

No one else is as good at hitting things, huh?

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

Shocking the tactics some people will use, isn't it?

Dr. Galen Oram, at your service. Not sure if you'd remember me, Uncle.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Damn obnoxious tactics, more like it.

You're Greek, too, aren't you? Tip of my damn tongue, the name.

[knavish-sprite.insanejournal.com]

Oho. It seems the Powers keep drawing the net a little tighter. How very interesting.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

What the fuck?

Yeah, it's a downright laugh riot how this thing works.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

So, you've been dragged here too? Well, it's good to have you either way.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

It's getting a little Twilight Zone here with everyone being so damn glad to see me. It's a change.

How are you doing, Ariadne? Right? I think I got that one right. Is your idiot husband around?

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

Hello, nephew.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Well, hello to you, too. Shit, the whole family is rolling out, aren't they?

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

Tell you want, we ever find out if these people have a "home office" or shit, wanna go blow it up? I got a lot of ordinance.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Now that sounds like an outstanding plan to me. I think I might just like to buy you a beer.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

God hates me.

Well..think we can be original and skip the petty potshots and move on with our lives?

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Hiya, chuckles.

What pot shots? We're adults here, Hephaestus.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

'Sup, bro. Welcome back.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Hello there, buddy. This is just like the world's worst family reunion, isn't it?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh! Hello!

My name's Amber. Welcome to the group!

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Hello, there, Amber. Since I'm not recognizing you, I'm going to assume you're not Greek.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Hi! Welcome to the group. It looks like you already know who you are so that's cool and it makes it way easier. I'm Javi but I'm also Hanuman, part of the Hindu group.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

I don't know if I'd call it easier but thanks, kid.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Hello, Mr. Tall, Dark, And Cranky. The emails will stop but the fun won't.

My name is Misha.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Nice nickname. I think I'll have that embroidered on my luggage.

Fun's a relative term, Misha, and I'm going to reserve judgement on that. Also... You're not Greek, are you?

[wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com]

I'm fairly new myself, but I've already found this to be an adventuresome lot. You are welcome here.

You'll likely find my full name a bit of a mouthful. Feel free to call me Leo.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Adventuresome was never the problem with the crew I knew back then. It was keeping us out of so-called adventures.

Nice to meet you, Leo. Call me Lukas.

[piercethevale.insanejournal.com]

Hello and welcome. Another relative newcomer here. It's an interesting place, that's for sure. I'm Percival, one of King Arthur's knights, but most people call me by my mundane name, Chance.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Okay so we've got Knights of the Round Table, too? Hades was right. This gets complicated.

You can call me Lukas. That's fine.

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Hello. It's really not as bad as all that. I promise.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

No, it's got its good points.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

I know it seems like a ride on the fucking crazy train, don't it? But shit's real.

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Totally fucking real. It is what it is, though.

You know, you look familiar. Anyone tell you that you look a lot like The Destroyer?