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[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Uhmm... Hello? So, I got this email, and here I am.
I don't know if I've missed a worldwide memo here or something, because I have no idea what this is. I mean, I get a lot of anonymous mail—you know, fan mail, proposals, and such—but this is creeping me out more than usual. I must have also missed some technological advancement, since I'm pretty sure printers had to be turned on before they spewed out papers.

Just to make things clear, I'm Nathaniel Gallagher, age 21, male model yes, contain your orgasms.
Again, if anyone could kindly explain the situation, I'd be very much entitled to rewarding someone with a nice dinner or a glass of wine.

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[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Hello to you too, lovely. Educated young women like you are always a delight and monsters in bed.

I've realized that a long time ago. Any other boy doesn't get where I am right now if he weren't special. Being the special little model that I am, I was off in Asia for a shoot last March.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Um, thanks. Achilles won't like you flirting with me.

I'm sure that's true. And, oh, that must have been so exciting being in Asia! You're very lucky. But, here, well... I suggest looking up news stories from March 20th and 21st. It'll explain a lot.

[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Wow. Are those for real? Seems like I wasn't the only one who was high back then. Waking up with wings and weaponry--damn, those Chinese really have the good stuff

So, what "Triton" said about the Godlings and the Christians. Am I supposed to believe that you guys wer- uhmm, you guys are these creatures?
Never should have opened that email

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Guilty as charged, I'm afraid. I'm sorry my cousin down there is a little on the brusque side, but he's being honest. There are about two dozen of us total, and not just Greeks. We have Norse and Celts, Egyptians...

And if you're here, it means you're one of us too. Do you not remember anything?

[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

...
Take me. Take me. Everything here feels so right. I'm ready to become a god. Just who am I?
No, I'm sorry. I think I need to let this sink in.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

It's all right. Don't worry. It'll come back to you. My sister Urania was much the same way when she got here. You're not the only one. It just takes some time, I know. Spending time with others of our kind helps--I'm sure your mother will be happy to ease you into it.