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[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Uhmm... Hello? So, I got this email, and here I am.
I don't know if I've missed a worldwide memo here or something, because I have no idea what this is. I mean, I get a lot of anonymous mail—you know, fan mail, proposals, and such—but this is creeping me out more than usual. I must have also missed some technological advancement, since I'm pretty sure printers had to be turned on before they spewed out papers.

Just to make things clear, I'm Nathaniel Gallagher, age 21, male model yes, contain your orgasms.
Again, if anyone could kindly explain the situation, I'd be very much entitled to rewarding someone with a nice dinner or a glass of wine.

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[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

What on earth makes you think you're entitled to any of that?

[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Have you left the conversation? You're quite interested in me--maybe not physically, I admit. You know you want to see more from me. I'd say we're friends now, babe.

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

We're not friends. We're cousins. Let's leave it at that.