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[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

I will make this brief. I do not know whom you people believe you are, but know this: I have influential friends, substantial resources, and a vindictive streak a mile wide. I will find you and will find a way to make you suffer for this bothersome inconvenience if you do not cease immediately. Consider this your only warning.

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[wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com]

I assure you, there will be no need for that. The emails and printing will end.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

Are you the one behind this?

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

how charming, a new arrival! Don't worry, dear, the electronic pestering is over.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

Callista Lovelace? I admit I wasn't expecting this.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

u mad bro

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

I would describe it more as "excessively irritated".

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Now, now, that part's over. No need to get testy, lad.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

I will be the judge of what merits my being "testy". You look vaguely familiar...

[chose-fire.insanejournal.com]

I don't think anyone here is responsible for whatever's bothering you...

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

Well that makes finding something to exert my wrath upon a little more difficult.

[knavish-sprite.insanejournal.com]

You sound almost like you could go toe-to-toe with some of the people I know. Perhaps Gaia is feeling more charitable to us than she has before.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

Gaia? The Greek Earth goddess? Well, now I have a name.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

You. You are another cat. I can smell jungle on you. Ocelot? No, bigger. Jaguar?

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

..The latter. That is quite intuitive of you, Miss..?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Sadly, we're not the people you want to be warning. We're in the same boat as you. My name is Misha, by the by. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. :)

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

Charming...

Though I am getting an idea of just what this place is: A congregating spot for those of a shall-we-say, mythical, origin. Who would you be, Miss Misha?

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Please don't worry about it. Like everyone else said, the emails will stop now and it really isn't a threat - more like a reminder of who you are. My name is Cal Hobson but I'm also Bes of the Egyptian group.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

So it would seem. Just how many "groups" are there here?

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Hey, there! Sorry I'm late to the party but things have been a little crazy with finals and then all the weirdness that happened on Halloween. I'm Javi and I'm out in California and I'm part of the Hindu group. Hanuman to be exact.

[queen-of-purim.insanejournal.com]

It's all right, there's nothing in that email to be afraid of. We generally don't bite here.

I... feel like I've seen you before. In a professional setting. My name's Hada Morgenstern. I work as a lobbyist in Washington.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

Hmm. Ah yes, I do remember you. You were among the Washington lobbyists sent to discuss the "smoking epidemic" I believe one gentleman called it.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh, goodness, I hope I'm not terribly late to the party!

My name is Amber. Welcome!

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

I wouldn't quite call this a party.

Hector, and it is yet to be determined whether I welcome this. Still i will admit the people here have been suitably polite.

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

I can probably guarantee the sender is not impressed by that threat.

But, still, this isn't a bad place. We look out for each other. I'm Denise. I see you already know yourself--that's a plus. Any questions you still have?

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

What is the purpose of this? Why would they give us this forum?

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

It could be worse. I was heading into performing surgery when I got it.

Dr. Galen Oram, at your service.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

I concede your point.

In my experience one does not say such words unless they are meant in its truest sense. However, i will take it in the spirit it was offered. I am Hector Barone.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Oh, it's not meant to be threatening, honest! Inconvenient, yes, but not a threat.

Hi! I'm Amanda. It's always nice to have new people.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

I'm beginning to understand the inconvenience all too well.

Hector, people have been polite I will say that.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Thems the breaks, babycakes. And adding bullshit to bullshit just makes it shittier all around. You're here. Ain't able to back out nowm so might as well get used to it.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

That was very..eloquent, but I'm not in the habit of doing what people tell me.

[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Hey, easy does it. We're on your side.

Alan Cleary, though the kids usually call my Big Al or Coach or Mr. C. Also known as Ogma of the Celts.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

That remains to be seen in the grand scheme of things.

Which do you prefer?

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Those sound like useful assets. I'd be interested in hearing more about them.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

My, my, the Sea King. A pleasure to meet a fellow monarch, but why is it you wish to hear of assets?

[littlebithorny.insanejournal.com]

Ooh. I've seen that picture in magazines. I wonder if, with Dionysus, we now have the perfect trifecta for warranting our very own ATF raid.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

I beg your pardon, madame?

[winter-queen.insanejournal.com]

Do tell us if that works for you.

[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

I don't need to read between the lines to sense the doubt in your statement.