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[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Uhmm... Hello? So, I got this email, and here I am.
I don't know if I've missed a worldwide memo here or something, because I have no idea what this is. I mean, I get a lot of anonymous mail—you know, fan mail, proposals, and such—but this is creeping me out more than usual. I must have also missed some technological advancement, since I'm pretty sure printers had to be turned on before they spewed out papers.

Just to make things clear, I'm Nathaniel Gallagher, age 21, male model yes, contain your orgasms.
Again, if anyone could kindly explain the situation, I'd be very much entitled to rewarding someone with a nice dinner or a glass of wine.

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[inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com]

Not much more than a pretty face then. Figures. That or you're totally in denial. Or maybe it's just both. I'd say "when you get with the program, let me know", but I really don't give a damn.

[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Your harsh words wound me, babe.
Though it's reassuring to know that I'm not the crazy one around here for once
Well, if you decide to take up my offer, let me know. If it helps, I have a few Greek costumes at home. I'd be glad to play along with whatever fantasies all of you seem to be having. Damn, must be a rush to believe you're some god

[inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com]

There are far more effective ways to wound than words. I'm partial to fire.

I think we can safely say that my answer is an emphatic "not in a million lifetimes".

[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Oh, does fire turn you on, babe?

Pity. Well, you'll be glad to know that you're going to be seeing a lot more of me from now on. I'm sure I'll be able to understand why all of you are so focused on this mysterious Greek cosplay god of yours.

[inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com]

Why the hell would I be glad to know that? You're an arrogant little twat whose usefulness has proved to be nill.