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[mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com]

Uhmm... Hello? So, I got this email, and here I am.
I don't know if I've missed a worldwide memo here or something, because I have no idea what this is. I mean, I get a lot of anonymous mail—you know, fan mail, proposals, and such—but this is creeping me out more than usual. I must have also missed some technological advancement, since I'm pretty sure printers had to be turned on before they spewed out papers.

Just to make things clear, I'm Nathaniel Gallagher, age 21, male model yes, contain your orgasms.
Again, if anyone could kindly explain the situation, I'd be very much entitled to rewarding someone with a nice dinner or a glass of wine.

Comments

[Filter: Lilith]

[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't want our new young friend here thinking he could waltz you away from me. I like being with you too much.

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[womanontop.insanejournal.com]

Even if he thought he had a chance, he'd be wrong. You're stuck with me.

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[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Good. I'm afraid I was never very good at sharing.

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[womanontop.insanejournal.com]

That's okay. I'm a bit greedy where you're concerned myself.

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[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Only a bit? Well. At least we're stuck with each other. But that's okay with me.