http://mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] metempsychosis_dw2012-04-22 11:58 pm

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Uhmm... Hello? So, I got this email, and here I am.
I don't know if I've missed a worldwide memo here or something, because I have no idea what this is. I mean, I get a lot of anonymous mail—you know, fan mail, proposals, and such—but this is creeping me out more than usual. I must have also missed some technological advancement, since I'm pretty sure printers had to be turned on before they spewed out papers.

Just to make things clear, I'm Nathaniel Gallagher, age 21, male model yes, contain your orgasms.
Again, if anyone could kindly explain the situation, I'd be very much entitled to rewarding someone with a nice dinner or a glass of wine.

[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
It takes far more than a pretty face to bring me down.

I'm guessing you haven't been paying attention to the news? The so-called Godling Threat? The one making the Christian Right apoplectic? You've just been recruited to our side. Congratulations.

[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt that.

This has nothing to do with religion. It has everything to do with power.

[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Then I suggest you do something useful with your alleged talents.

So far, things are progressing well with my troops. They'll be ready when the inevitable battles break out.

And, considering I didn't tell you my name, I'm guessing you remember more than you're letting on. Drop the charade.

[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
She has quite the way of handling things.

In any case, the ordinary mortals aren't so thrilled with our presence. Some are calling for our extermination. I, for one, will not go down without a fight. I do serve my father's command, and I will do all I can to ensure the Olympian throne goes to him once this race reaches that point.

[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't provoke her if I were you. Not if you value your looks and your life. She's unbalanced enough normally, and right now she's unbalanced and hormonal. Take your risks where you like, but I personally prefer to survive my sexual encounters.

The Princeton campus rallies under my leadership. It's not a problem of charisma. It's more a knee-jerk response of small-minded humans who've been forced to admit their pathetic bubbles of security have just been shattered. Don't be surprised if they turn on you, regardless of how you look, once they know who you really are.

[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-25 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I sincerely doubt my sex life is of any interest to you.

And, as someone who has read Machiavelli's writings beyond just The Prince, I can tell you the entire piece is very much a tongue-in-cheek work. But I am only the heir-apparent of the Kingdoms of the Sea and the lieutenant of my father's armies. The true power lies with him.

[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-25 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
What on earth makes you think you're entitled to any of that?

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[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
I don't give a rat's ass what the Winged Wonder thinks of me. He can be useful, or get the fuck out of the way.

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[identity profile] inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
That's good, because from the sound of things, he thinks you'd be good at giving head.

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[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
To borrow your vernacular, not in a million lifetimes.

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[identity profile] inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Borrow away, sweetie. The kid's a douche-canoe.

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[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
That's one way to put it. If he retains anything from his father, he might be useful. Otherwise, he can take a flying leap off the nearest cliff. After all, the wings appear to be missing.

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[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-24 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
As charming as you are when you're feeling murderous, let his do it his own damned self. He can sink or swim on his own power.

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[identity profile] inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com 2012-04-25 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
He might not give me any choice. He's the kind of guy that you have to drive the "no" home with, usually with railroad spikes.

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[identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com 2012-04-26 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Only in special cases.