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Apr. 22nd, 2012 11:58 pm
[identity profile] mauvaisgarcon.insanejournal.com posting in [community profile] metempsychosis_dw
Uhmm... Hello? So, I got this email, and here I am.
I don't know if I've missed a worldwide memo here or something, because I have no idea what this is. I mean, I get a lot of anonymous mail—you know, fan mail, proposals, and such—but this is creeping me out more than usual. I must have also missed some technological advancement, since I'm pretty sure printers had to be turned on before they spewed out papers.

Just to make things clear, I'm Nathaniel Gallagher, age 21, male model yes, contain your orgasms.
Again, if anyone could kindly explain the situation, I'd be very much entitled to rewarding someone with a nice dinner or a glass of wine.

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Date: 2012-04-24 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com
I don't give a rat's ass what the Winged Wonder thinks of me. He can be useful, or get the fuck out of the way.

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Date: 2012-04-24 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com
That's good, because from the sound of things, he thinks you'd be good at giving head.

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Date: 2012-04-24 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com
To borrow your vernacular, not in a million lifetimes.

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Date: 2012-04-24 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com
Borrow away, sweetie. The kid's a douche-canoe.

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Date: 2012-04-24 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com
That's one way to put it. If he retains anything from his father, he might be useful. Otherwise, he can take a flying leap off the nearest cliff. After all, the wings appear to be missing.

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Date: 2012-04-24 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com
As charming as you are when you're feeling murderous, let his do it his own damned self. He can sink or swim on his own power.

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Date: 2012-04-25 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inspiredvoice.insanejournal.com
He might not give me any choice. He's the kind of guy that you have to drive the "no" home with, usually with railroad spikes.

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Date: 2012-04-25 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com
By all means. Be my guest.

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Date: 2012-04-26 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com
Only in special cases.

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