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[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Hello, everyone in cyberspace! I finally got fed up with deleting these emails from my account and here I am, complete with new anti-virus software just in case this isn't kosher. I hope it's legitimate, though. Such insistent emails just simply have to mean something important and big is going on.

So what is it? A party? A pyramid scheme? Human trafficking? Coupons? Cyber-orgy? ;)

I suppose I should do the customary Getting To Know You thing, too. My name is Misha, I'm an actress in NYC, I'm a Taurus, and I like hot fudge sundaes, rose gardens, and romantic comedies.

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[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Shit, it's like new kid central.

Ciara Talbot. Or Kali. Whatever the fuck people call me these days.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Hello, there! I think the real question is what do you want to be called. Name it and I'll call you by that. Though Kali sounds awfully intimidating, of course.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Fuck, shug, professionally, they call me "The Destroyer." Still renegotiating contracts, though. Making sure the occasional four arms ain't cheating or some shit.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

I guess I can see how the officials would think that was a little like stacking the deck.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

I can keep 'em in! But, damn, I ain't no fuckin' sideshow freak. I'm a pro. I do things pro.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

And they have to realize that! There's no pride in winning if you don't beat someone when they're at their best.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Damn fucking right. Well, and there's some insurance shit I guess, too. Ever since that fucking building came down...

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

... A building came down?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Yeah. Knocked it down March a year ago between me and Seth.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Dare I ask what you were doing that caused a building to fall?

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Fucking.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

There is only one possible response to this information. A standing ovation and then a doff of the hat in respect.

In other words... DA-YUM, GIRL.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

God sex is fucking epic, shug.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Oh, really? Hmm, now that is something interesting to know. And if it's already really good, then that just makes it more interesting!