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[smoking-jaguar.insanejournal.com]

I will make this brief. I do not know whom you people believe you are, but know this: I have influential friends, substantial resources, and a vindictive streak a mile wide. I will find you and will find a way to make you suffer for this bothersome inconvenience if you do not cease immediately. Consider this your only warning.

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[wind-of-heaven.insanejournal.com]

I assure you, there will be no need for that. The emails and printing will end.

[venusingucci.insanejournal.com]

how charming, a new arrival! Don't worry, dear, the electronic pestering is over.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

u mad bro

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Now, now, that part's over. No need to get testy, lad.

[chose-fire.insanejournal.com]

I don't think anyone here is responsible for whatever's bothering you...

[knavish-sprite.insanejournal.com]

You sound almost like you could go toe-to-toe with some of the people I know. Perhaps Gaia is feeling more charitable to us than she has before.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

You. You are another cat. I can smell jungle on you. Ocelot? No, bigger. Jaguar?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Sadly, we're not the people you want to be warning. We're in the same boat as you. My name is Misha, by the by. Welcome to the Twilight Zone. :)

[mr-bes.insanejournal.com]

Please don't worry about it. Like everyone else said, the emails will stop now and it really isn't a threat - more like a reminder of who you are. My name is Cal Hobson but I'm also Bes of the Egyptian group.

[monkeyshinez.insanejournal.com]

Hey, there! Sorry I'm late to the party but things have been a little crazy with finals and then all the weirdness that happened on Halloween. I'm Javi and I'm out in California and I'm part of the Hindu group. Hanuman to be exact.

[queen-of-purim.insanejournal.com]

It's all right, there's nothing in that email to be afraid of. We generally don't bite here.

I... feel like I've seen you before. In a professional setting. My name's Hada Morgenstern. I work as a lobbyist in Washington.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Oh, goodness, I hope I'm not terribly late to the party!

My name is Amber. Welcome!

[tangledmaze.insanejournal.com]

I can probably guarantee the sender is not impressed by that threat.

But, still, this isn't a bad place. We look out for each other. I'm Denise. I see you already know yourself--that's a plus. Any questions you still have?

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

It could be worse. I was heading into performing surgery when I got it.

Dr. Galen Oram, at your service.

[roseredheart.insanejournal.com]

Oh, it's not meant to be threatening, honest! Inconvenient, yes, but not a threat.

Hi! I'm Amanda. It's always nice to have new people.

[blackdestroyer.insanejournal.com]

Thems the breaks, babycakes. And adding bullshit to bullshit just makes it shittier all around. You're here. Ain't able to back out nowm so might as well get used to it.

[inked-oak.insanejournal.com]

Hey, easy does it. We're on your side.

Alan Cleary, though the kids usually call my Big Al or Coach or Mr. C. Also known as Ogma of the Celts.

[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Those sound like useful assets. I'd be interested in hearing more about them.

[littlebithorny.insanejournal.com]

Ooh. I've seen that picture in magazines. I wonder if, with Dionysus, we now have the perfect trifecta for warranting our very own ATF raid.

[winter-queen.insanejournal.com]

Do tell us if that works for you.