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[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

[to Aphrodite]

I got a new phone so here's the number, gorgeous. Don't ask what happened to the last one. I also found that pair of panties you thought I destroyed.

[to Goliath]

New phone, new number. Who knew you can crush a phone with a good enough squeeze?

[to Dionysius]

New number. Don't call at 4am or I'll kick your ass.

[to Athena]

New number. Go ahead and share it with your boy-toy, sis.

Comments

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

[to Ares]

Good to know. Actually I did know that. I'm on my fourth at the moment.

[to Goliath]

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Never should have let that salesgirl talk me into giving up my Nokia. That thing was a brick.

Re: [to Goliath]

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

Salesgirls have a habit of making us buy things we shouldn't.

Re: [to Goliath]

[blood-dog.insanejournal.com]

Even if they aren't on commission, right?

Re: [to Goliath]

[philis-giant.insanejournal.com]

Very true.