(meme) MENFOLK!

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Fess up! Of the lovely ladies, who is the most do-able? Yes, and why!

Comments

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

...you're serious?

And, do you mean in general, or our own personal preferences?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Of course I'm serious.

Dude. If you tell me you've sampled ALL of the ladies on this board I'll buy you a brewery!

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

The last woman I "sampled," as you so put it, was the one to whom I was married, thank you.

And I'll noticed you haven't answered the question--let alone your own.

[greengawain.insanejournal.com]

Good sir, I have been called the Maidens' Knight because (I hope) I am loyal to ALL women. Therefore, I answer by saying it would be a pleasure and honor to make love to any of the ladies to whom I have talked on this site, should they be so inclined.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

That's such a cop out.

[greengawain.insanejournal.com]

Indeed ... but not as much as asking a question one cannot answer for oneself.

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

Why do I get the impression that a version of this topic was discussed around the banquet table in Asgard?

We haven't formally met, Ian Price, formerly Hades of the Olympians. I have not really been here long enough to make that kind of decision. Besides, I don't imagine the women here would be interested in a gloomy, older man like me.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Don't even pretend to understand women and their preferences. That's the first mistake a guy can make.

[speakswithdead.insanejournal.com]

Considering the fact I kidnapped my wife and tricked her into eating the food of my realm to get her to stay, I believe I'm well past the "first mistake" phase.

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

I try not to think about women too much anymore. Fantasizing about any I see is kind of depressing. Besides, most women don't go for the "only one good hand" type.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Depends on what you can do with that one good hand.

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

:) This is true.

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

However, with respect, I prefer not to think about women in a purely sexual way. Blame it on the whole "former god of justice" thing.

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

An interesting question, considering not too long ago you urged me to "get back on the horse". Though honestly I've only met a few of the ladies here. Though I admit a certain...intrigue.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

So which one?

[chaos-embodied.insanejournal.com]

I find Aphrodite to be an..interesting woman.

[akhilles-heel.insanejournal.com]

This is degrading.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Yeah but fun!

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

I like them all. What doesn't come willingly gets a go too.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Cop out

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

I'd bend them all over backwards, except that Erato. She's a little too young for my tastes. I like them strong and fiesty. Favorites of choice being the obvious. Dite and Medusa.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

What? Only one? An unfair question, that. It would be like asking which of the flowers is the loveliest or which bird sings most sweetly. They all have their unique charms.

Keeping in mind I once sought to marry nine women at once... if only one could capture my heart... Perhaps the fair Urania. She was always a favorite of mine back in the day.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

The heart? Aim a little lower, dude!

But hey, an answer I can respect!

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Heart, head, cock... Does it really matter, so long as you're fully engaging her and the only name on her lips is yours?

Still, so glad to have your approval.

[acratophorus.insanejournal.com]

Whoever's hottest to me is whoever loves wine and wildness the most.