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[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

What is this the poltergeist of emails? I have a mind to think the kid has been tampering with my laptop. Coffee does not look good on a new suit. I've got better things to do than reading the next big chain letter. Shit.

Lucas Dylan Straka. If you've got some bitches to get rid of, I'm the best divorce lawyer in the city.

Comments

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Charming

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

I try so hard, I know.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Some cryptic email plagues me and when I finally decide to pay attention I'm presented with tree huggers looking for herb, two people who seem well on their way to cyber sex and you? Great.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Cyber sex. That sounds like a whole lot of talking and not enough doing. Bitch to someone else, sweetheart.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Gladly.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Well, damn. That was a little too easy.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

The only thing easy about me. Lucas.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Oh, is it? I don't even have a name yet.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Imagine that. Sucks to be you, huh?

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Not hardly. I get what I want. Always.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

And yet you still didn't get my name. So not always, sugar.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Just a detail. I'll find out if I want to.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Well aren't you the cute little creeper?

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

It's charming isn't it?

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Not quite the descriptive I was going for.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

You can say it, baby, it's okay. I don't break.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

I'm not your baby.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Touchy.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Discerning.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Well, aren't you on the cold side. Ouch.

Bitchy.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

If that's what will help you feel better about this, I can live with that title.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

As most women do. It's the reason I have this job. I like watching you girls bend.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

I have no problem believing that, baby. You seem like the type who prefers to watch instead of being involved.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Oh no honey, I'm involved.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Uh huh. Sure you are.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Be more than happy to prove my point, sweetheart.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

I'll just bet you are.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Completely.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

To use words that would be more along the lines of your intelligence level: Can't touch this.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Oh she thinks she's clever calling me an idiot. Sugar, you better wipe that smirk off your face.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Ah and now the threats. C'mon, baby. Try it if you dare. NYC is a big city.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

And I'm a big boy. I have my spies, sugar. I can find who and what I want.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Bring it. Big boy.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

I'm bringing it, if you can handle it, sweetheart.

[solid-gaze.insanejournal.com]

Can't handle what you can't grab a hold of, sweety.

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

A shame I didn't have you around when my ex-wife and I divorced last year.

[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

She drug into the ground didn't she? Shame.

[ieter-amumon.insanejournal.com]

Something like that. Ran off to America with her lover and took our daughters with her.