[Phone call to Tyr...with a guest appearance by Sif if she cares to get on the call]

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Aphrodite's attitude during the hurricane was concerning. Coupled with what Sif had told him earlier he didn't like the direction things were going. He knew he'd pissed her off, and with how she was acting during the storm he didn't trust things.

So! Happy booty call or not, the Allfather was calling Tyr.

Comments

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

Sorry I haven't answered sooner, All-Father. I've been..busy.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Oh good Sif's still there.

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

.....yes she is.

So what's up?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Keep her there. Indefinitely.

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

Beg your pardon? What's going on?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Aphrodite lost her mind during the hurricane. I pissed her off. I don't know what she'll do but I don't want to take the chance she'll go after you two.

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

Wait? Aphrodite? Why would she come after us? What happened?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

All-Father? What on earth happened?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Geezus! Am I on speake-...

Hi, doll.

I'll spare you the gory details, but she insulted me in my own home and I kicked her out. After telling her she was whoring herself out to the highest bidder.

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

Oh shit.

How bad could this get?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

...I think I'd rather have the gory details. I thought you and she... well... Never mind. This is very sudden.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

She and I? Yeah those are the gory details, sweety.

Look, it's not as if I'm telling you to marry the guy. Just stay there until I figure out what's going on.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Ok, just... slow down a moment.

What did you two say to each other?

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Does it matter? Look! Just...stay there, will ya?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

I'll stay with Tyr. I know she targets women.

It might not be too late. If we know what happened, maybe we can repair the situation.

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

Sif's right. I won't shy away from conflict if it happens, but we are still outnumbered.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Leave that to me. It's about time we had a new Einherjar, isn't it?

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

Perhaps we should speak with someone. What about Hades? He seems the only man in authority among them who has displayed any reason.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

What do you think I'm going to do? He wiped a hand over his face and told himself to not shout at them. All I want is for you two to be safe while I figure out what the fall out might be, ok? This isn't that hard!

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

We'll do what we can to stay safe, All-Father. But you're worrying me. If there's any way we can help...

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

Sif..I think we should just do as he asks.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Don't worry. I planned to talk to Hades about this. Of all of them I trust him...which really isn't saying much. If I need help, I'll call.

Satisfied?

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Keep us posted. I'll stay here.

[She pulls away from the phone, but her voice is still audible]
Honey, is Tina going to be okay with me staying here like this?

[lefthandofwar.insanejournal.com]

Yes, All-Father. I won't let Sif out of my sight..save practical reasons.

[Replies back]
She's coming up this weekend. I'll have to let her know ahead of time, but I think she'll be okay with it. Though I suspect I'll have to dish out a bribe for cutting into her time.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

He smirks with a chuckle. Hey I could make a few suggestions to make her stay put if she gets insistant about leaving.

[amberwaveograin.insanejournal.com]

Handcuffs chafe my wrists, All-Father.

[gladsheim-guy.insanejournal.com]

Braided silk rope, toots. Hanging up now! Have fun you crazy kids!