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[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

...I really, truly hate this so-called "holiday."

The next person I hear yell out "Shiver me timbers!" or call me "matey" I will take to the nearest boat I can find and literally keelhaul him. See how well they like the pirate life then.

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[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

False IDs and lawbreaking are something I would never tolerate from my followers, and I lead by example. I'll bring tonic water and Coke--you can mix to your heart's delight. What does the fifteen-year-old like? I'll bring something for her too.

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[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Gods kid you are a tight ass with that shit. It doesn't get you on my good side just yet.

Fifteen year old has a name, Triton. Learn it. She likes root beer.

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[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Understood, Father.

My apologies. She neglected to mention what it was. But I will bring root beer for her.

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[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

If you were arguing with her as much as she claims, I wouldn't expect her to. She's a spitfire. A&W, nothing else or she will throw it in your face. Her name is Chelsea.

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[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

I see.

I will bring some A&W for Chelsea, then.

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[enosichthon.insanejournal.com]

Smart boy.

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[heraldofthedeep.insanejournal.com]

Thank you, Father. I look forward to our visit.