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[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Spam blocker, my ass Not entirely sure I should be posting on a message board that an email with the aura of a Hitchcock film surrounding it sent me to, but I'm kind of afraid of what will happen if I don't. wouldn't be the first What is this all about?

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[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

Well, I'd say you're lucky. I opened mine and I was kidnapped for about a month got a much weirder greeting. This is much nicer.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

I see. I'm afraid to ask what you mean by 'weirder'.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

Then you probably shouldn't ask until you're less afraid.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Yeah. Hitchcock. It all makes sense, now. wtf

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

It's not all that difficult to understand really. I just didn't want to frighten you needlessly.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

I assure you that it's probably going to take more than a creepy-ass email that keeps popping up to really frighten me. Believe it. scars to prove it

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

As you like. Shall I tell you everything, or would you like me to ease you into it?

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

When you put it that way, I'm pretty damn sure I just don't want to know.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

You'll have to learn eventually. It's inevitable now that you're here.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Why couldn't they give me morphine for home Inevitable? I don't even know what 'it' is.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

Well, I'd have started telling by now but you keep asking me not to.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Fine. Tell me.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

You've seen the news about the old gods, oui? The big incident back during the equinox?

That's us.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

because I need this today Right. Not feeling especially godlike with this broken leg.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

Broken leg? Cher, what happened?

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Shrapnel happened.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

Oh, my poor Baldr! I'm so sorry. What a horrible time for this to have fallen into your lap.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

That's putting it mildly.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

I imagine so. But it cannot be helped now. We will all try to guide you through this a painlessly as we can.

Ah, and my name is Wren.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

I'm sure you will. Whoever you all are.

Sean.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

It's nice to meet you, Sean. Despite circumstances. Unfortunately, there is more to all this, but perhaps you would like a little time to adjust?

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Would be preferred, though I have a feeling that it's not going to stop because I want it to.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

I can see that some have chosen to just thrust you into the deep end of the pool here. I apologize for that.

[shiningone.insanejournal.com]

Pool? Try abyss.

And what are you apologizing for? You can't control their brains.

[keepswhatishers.insanejournal.com]

I'm apologizing for their lacking sense of tact, and that you must endure it. I regret you are in the situation.