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[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Well it's official. I've done my best to stay the hell away from all this. When my internet turned on me, I jury-rigged my type-writer to get my files typed up so I wouldn't have to deal with this crap. Alas my coworkers didn't accept my makeshift papers, so I had to cave and finally access this thing.

My name's Henry Phillips, formerly Hephaestus.

Let's get this over with.

Comments

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Well, well! Long time no see! How goes it, lad?

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Lad? Pretty sure I'm older than you this time around.

It goes.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Most likely. But, I'm British this time around. You'll get used to it soon enough.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Well if I start partaking in tea and crumpets I'll assume I'm used to it.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

We'd be happy to have you for tea sometime. Shame you don't have your automaton girls anymore, though, to help serve it.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

I'd make a joke about you and your kinks but I don't think there's anything that hasn't already been said.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Hey, now, I never had sex with your robots. Cold hard metal is just no comparison to flesh and blood.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

I just said it hasn't been said, I didn't say you did.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

Fair enough. So. You always tied up in work, or do you actually get out and have some fun these days?

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

I don't need to go out to have fun, Apollo.

[aegletes.insanejournal.com]

...So many places I could go with that.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

I admit to nothing.