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[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Well it's official. I've done my best to stay the hell away from all this. When my internet turned on me, I jury-rigged my type-writer to get my files typed up so I wouldn't have to deal with this crap. Alas my coworkers didn't accept my makeshift papers, so I had to cave and finally access this thing.

My name's Henry Phillips, formerly Hephaestus.

Let's get this over with.

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[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

Ptah was my mate. But you're not Ptah.

... Oh. Right. Names. Sorry. Bastet. But the mortals usually call me Kat or Kitty. Short for Katriel.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

That's a relief. For a moment I thought I was going to have another identity crisis on top of the first one I had.

I'm sure to remember at least one of those.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

No. No identity crises here. Unless you want there to be, I guess.

They're all good names. Depends on what I'm doing and who I'm working with.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Nah, I got enough on my plate.

There's a joke there somewhere, I just have to find it.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

Oh. Cats don't joke that often. But we do like to play.

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

I know, there's a stray that's always doing something out back.

[guardienne.insanejournal.com]

You have a cat?

[fires-smith.insanejournal.com]

Technically no, but I end up feeding it so I guess so.