Hello everyone. My name is Ian Price, and like the rest of you I am the reincarnated soul of a being of the past be they god, mortal, or otherwise. First of all I would like to say I look forward to getting to know you all and resolving this situation.
Second, a more personal introduction, I am Hades, former King of the Underworld.
[After the knock on the door Poseidon half expected to see Chelsea's 'friend' on the other side to pummel into the ground. The mail didn't run on a holiday but there was a courier with a package at his door to sign for. The obnoxious singing card was discarded shortly after opening it and the package following.
Inside was a garter snake sticking it's little tongue out and sliding up his arm.
Medusa.
Now she was just getting pissy.]
Mean little bitch, eh there baby? I'm a little disappointed, thought you'd go for a poisonous snake.
Oh, I feel like I'm going insane with these dreams! Who IS this man, and why does he keep showing up like that? I don't know how much more I can take...
The future of this city rests on if my teenage brat decides to be an ass come the 4th of July. If she pulls stunts like Father's Day, better pray for there to be another day.
What have we here? This looks interesting-- I'm always looking for new bands and shows in the area.
So, as I climb aboard the board, introductions! I'm Dorian; those of you who often went to the Sunset Tavern or the Shadowbox may have seen me performing. I'm currently working on putting together a solo album, but I'm always open to new collaborations. So if anyone's looking for a guitarist or vocalist, please feel free to drop me a line here.
...assuming I can get the hang of this place, anyway. I've never been able to figure out these bloody computers anyhow-- my motto is "Let the crew do it!" If it doesn't have strings or an amp, I'm content to let it be.
What is this the poltergeist of emails? I have a mind to think the kid has been tampering with my laptop. Coffee does not look good on a new suit. I've got better things to do than reading the next big chain letter. Shit.
Lucas Dylan Straka. If you've got some bitches to get rid of, I'm the best divorce lawyer in the city.
I seriously do not have time for my printer to go insane and spit an unwanted email at me. First at home, then at work. I have a tempermental vipera seoanei to milk!