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It would seem this email is the basis of an advanced network designed solely to entice gods of varying myths and legends. I can never recall any time when I would be considered a god, though I hesitate to assume the system is mistaken. Am I meant to be Hades? Satan? Thanatos? I have heard a dozen names for similar figures, yet none seem to fit. Still, I cannot discount my own abilities. I am clearly not an ordinary man.

Tell me, then: who am I meant to be?

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[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

A lot of living things have an affinity for death, too. It's kind of like a package deal. But I get what you mean. Don't worry. Someone here is bound to know who you were and are. Then it will all seem as easy as breathing. You never know what will kick the memory into overdrive.

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Thank you. I apologize, but I admit I am unfamiliar with Titania. What domain do you preside over?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Queen of the Seelie Court, at your service, sir. I suppose you would say my domain is a little bit of this, a lot of that, and everything within the ring of overnight mushrooms.

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Mushrooms?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

The magic kind, of course.

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You push drugs?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Of course not. Drugs are illegal. Silly.

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So is Murder.

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You are a nymph?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

I've played one on stage but, nope, not me. Like I said, I'm one of the queen of the Fey. How well do you know your Shakespeare or your Spenser?

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I know the names of some of Shakespeare's more famous plays, but no more than that.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Oh, good. I like you more and more.

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Why is it relevant?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Relevant? Oh, you know. If I like a person, I can be pretty generous and fun.

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Oh. Then I should be glad.

Where do you live?

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

I'm in NYC just off the Boulevard of Dreams. And you?

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The East Village, near Tompkins Square. I had not realized you would be so close.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

We're all over the country, really. Which works out great when it comes to needing a support system.

Would you like to have coffee some time? I can try to answer more questions if you have them.

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I would like more to adjust. Then coffee would be interesting.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

Of course. Just drop me a line when you're ready. I'm not going anywhere. :)

Sorry for delay :c

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Thank you.

Re: Sorry for delay :c

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

All in a good day's work! Oh and here's the number. (Number goes here)

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I will be sure to call you soon.

[ill-met.insanejournal.com]

I look forward to it!